Ok guys:
Today, Today, PR TOTALLY TOTALLY INSPIRED me. I had a show and awe moment.
I can now understand what all those people who got light-bulb moments like Archimedes and Aristotle felt when they unraveled a successful formula or principle. Guys, watching PR felt like going to a self help convention by Tony Roberts.
So here is this unbeliveable inspiration that I got today.
How to Play God with a Human's Touch OR
How to Think "Idiot" to Gain SuccessOk, First you find a bunch of simple-minded folks with an obvious or even latent "
dimwit" gene (Sulo, Archu, Vandu, Varshu (OMG NOOOOO) , then find a past transgression (unknowing party to extra-maritial affair), association (bad luck getting photographed escaping a brothel while rescuing a damsel in distress )or incident (unwilling party to attempted rape) which is so
obviously insignificant and use your
persuasive and hypnotic abilities (RA, Ajit, Ashwin) to create a "FEAR FACTOR" situation (totally disproportionate to the act itself) and derive personal success through the destruction of ordinary happy lives. Wow, Eureka.
Guys, i am going to go to work and try this formula/ strategy on my colleagues. You see I work with about 200 people. Probabilities are that at least 10% have the dimwit gene. Of those 10% I probably do not like at least 10% so I think I can find success by embroiling these poeple in Fear Factor situations and use the favours that they are going to grant me out of fear of disclosure of their insignificant workplace transgresion to climb up the pyramid of success. When I am successful I will write a self -help book and become a millionaire. then I will have followers who want to emulate my succesful strategy.
You think I won't have followers, well I will prove it to you. See Archu has been using the Shakkar strategy it has worked beyond hers and everyone else's expectations. it has influenced and touched so many people that today we saw her first follower Dam baba trying his pilot project on
Ajit, the kamina jamaai. Guys, he was so nervous because you know he has yet to master the entire art of Shakkar so he was hesitatingly trying out the strategy in a place where no one else would know - THE MEN"S ROOM.
I bow down to the creative Creatives of PR that have shown me this path to commerical and personal success. 👏 So guys as I said "Shock and Awe" - Shocked at how ludicarous the CV's have made this beautiful show and in awe of my own abilities to derive inspiration from their ludicarous plot and charachters. Wah Wah Hope. Pat on back guys, pat on back😆😆
other interesting observations
- Manav was so influenced by the responsibility of doing Kanyadaan that he has gone straight from the newly wed camp to the Senior Citizen Camp. he was the only person standing with Dam baba and Manohar Baba today and was not just standing them he was involved in deep deep conversation. Wow - Archu take the divorce babe and go home there is ABSOLUTELY NO prospect of "ahum ahum" here even after reunion.
- If you totally removed the kamina gene from Ashwin and Ajit, OMG those are too really well practiced lover boys. they know how to use technique, charm and an agressive passion in courting a girl . Mannu / Satish kuch toh sikho yaar in dono se. 😭 While Ashwin and Ajit are both loverboys they are in two different leagues. Ashwin is like the "Johnny Walker Blue Lable brand" - foreign mal, exclusive and sophisticated while Ajit is like a desi daru brand - cude, cheap and home-brewed but still serves its intoxicating purpose. Poor Ajit he is not lucky enough like Ashwin. he has only been to HongKong not Amreeka. Ashwin gets his cheap thrills from seducing intelligent girls (Urmi and Varshu) while Ajit gets his cheap thrills from bedding naive submissive desi virgins (Vandu and that dimwit friend of Archu- remember her??) Dekha class ka mala hai, hai na?
- The ping-pong tournament is back on and ladies and gentleman it is time to serve the "Archu" ball again. Tomorrow our dear Archu will leave and day after tomorrow she will be back. At this rate she is going to collect frequent flyer miles or maybe frequent rickshaw miles.😆😆
well today was another wasted epi, at this rate, the PR team is going to have to pay us to come here and discuss this show, hai na guys?
Guys, read another article about Sushant today - his faint spells and doing stunts after being diagnosed with typhoid. OMG I am speechless - NO wait, I want to say something - OMG no it si confirmed. I am speechless - beyond words - unable to express in words the total idiocy of this boy's actions.
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Edited by stillhopeful - 13 years ago
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