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hammad76 Senior Member
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 9:02am | IP Logged
Queen Elizabeth, Clinton & Vajpayee died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss my region England. I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. "

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars"

She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Vajpayee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Israil and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Vajpayee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"


The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".

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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 12:29pm | IP Logged
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