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MISHEARD LYRICS:MISHEARD LYRIC:See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
Real Lyric : See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Artist:Abba
song: dancing queen
MISHEARD LYRIC:Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
Real Lyric Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive
Artist Bee Gees
Song:Stayin' Alive
MISHEARD LYRIC:Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.
Real Lyric Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Artist Robert Palmer
Song Addicted To Love
(I
thought that it was a song about Michael Jackson and I asked a friend
if he had heard this song. He had me recite the lyrics. He laughed at
me for days.)
MISHEARD LYRIC:
I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
Real Lyric I wanna love you but your lips are venomous poison
Artist Alice Cooper
Song Poison
MISHEARD LYRIC:
There's a bathroom on the right
Real Lyric There's a bad moon on the rise
Artist Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song Bad Moon Rising
MISHEARD LYRIC:
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of arseholes.
Real Lyric To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.
Artist Moody Blues
Song Question
MISHEARD LYRIC:
It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
Real Lyric It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
Artist Bon Jovi
Song Living On A Prayer
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Shamu the mysterious whale
Real Lyric She moves in mysterious ways
Artist U2
Song Mysterious Ways
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.
Real Lyric Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.
Artist Van Halen
Song Panama
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep...
Real Lyric Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap...
Artist AC/DC
Song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
MISHEARD LYRIC:
There goes my hero, he's old and hairy
Real Lyric There goes my hero, he's ordinary
Artist Foo Fighters
Song My Hero
MISHEARD LYRIC:
If you wanna do my mother
You gotta get her a Benz
Real Lyric If you wannabe my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Artist Spice Girls
Song Wannabe
MISHEARD LYRIC:
This is the anthem blow all your friends up...
Real Lyric This is the anthem throw all your hands up...
Artist Good Charlotte
Song The Anthem
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Oh Lord, I'm suckin' an old guy again
Real Lyric Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
Artist Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song Lodi
MISHEARD LYRIC:
There's the man I chose
There's my Teletubbie
There's the man I chose
There's my Territory
Artist Shakira
Song Underneath Your Clothes
MISHEARD LYRIC:
What a nice surprise
When your rabbit dies.
Real Lyric What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
Artist Eagles
Song Hotel California
MISHEARD LYRIC:It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way.
Real Lyric It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way.
Artist Bee Gees
Song Stayin' Alive
MISHEARD LYRIC:
I've got flu, rickets, and parasites.
Real Lyric I've got two tickets to paradise.
Artist Eddie Money
Song Two Tickets To Paradise
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Im a Barbie girl, in a barbie world. Fight with plastic, what a spastic...
Real Lyric I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Artist Aqua
Song Barbie Girl
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Thought my mom sat on you.
Real Lyric Got my mind set on you
Artist George Harrison
Song Got My Mind Set On You
MISHEARD LYRIC:
When you look in the mirror,
and say hi to your shoes.
Real Lyric You look in the mirror,
so how do you choose?
Artist Nine Days
Song Absolutely (Story of a Girl)
MISHEARD LYRIC:
Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a mule in motion
Real Lyric: Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a new emotion
Aritst:Annie Lenox(Eurythmics)
Album: Here comes the rain again