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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 8:50am | IP Logged
Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes Dr. Watson. " look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."


Dr. Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Dr. Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

mahn786ch Senior Member
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 12:14pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL
rouble Senior Member
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 12:24pm | IP Logged
LOL
shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 3:18pm | IP Logged
heard this one but still funny! LOL

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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 3:21pm | IP Logged
lol...i actually heard that one about an hour ago
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 6:00pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by shahidlover24

heard this one but still funny! LOL

mee 2! LOL

nish1 Senior Member
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 12:40pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 2:16pm | IP Logged
ya me 2 heard it before, thanks though

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