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Ajay
Ajay

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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 8:20am | IP Logged
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"

"Oh no," I replied, "I've never done either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?"

I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he asked.

"No I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or act sexually promiscuous?"

"No," I said, "I've never done any of those things."

He look at me and said, "Then why in the world do you want to live to be 80?"
'I' is not me... Wink

mahn786ch Senior Member
mahn786ch
mahn786ch

Maheen,you will live on in our hearts
Joined: 09 January 2005
Posts: 592

Posted: 04 February 2005 at 12:34pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL That 'I' is definitely me! LOL
mango Global Moderator
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 1:51pm | IP Logged
LOL
shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 04 February 2005 at 3:08pm | IP Logged
lol, the i would be me too!
LOL
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 12:49pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 2:11pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 6:20pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL lol!!!
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 4:22am | IP Logged
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