Since the production house was not giving out any proper clues or new promos, the chief Editor of 'lunatic Times' decided to send a reporter for an interview with the CVs of the famous show "Dill Mein Ghaas" shown on the Stone tv channel. Since the CVs couldnot find time to step out of their office, the reporter Mr. Jhoota Singh was invited to the DMG office.
So here is the transcript.
JS- "Sir, Your show "Dill Mein Ghaas" is one of the most watched show on youtube and the most discussed one in the forum. What do you feel about it?"
CV- " I want to thank YT for making our show famous. We are always indebted to them for the service they render us."
" The audience who have been known for their loyalty , are complaining that you are trying to break up the eternal Jodi of Arjun- Rampa
in the show by showing rampa falling in love with her husband sidhu . Why are you bend on making your viewers shed tears?'
- " Dekhiye janaab, you are making accusations now. The ultimate aim of any production house is to make their audience cry n cry and if you have ever watched our show, you would know we also make them pull out their hair in frustration."
Just then the phone
starts ringing and a who was almost sleeping in the corner gets up, rushes to the phone and tells the caller " yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together" keeps the phone and goes back to sleep.
, who couldnot understand what was going on, gently enquires about the man
- "Oh that's our new naukar, Totaram. He has been appointed by the director to answer the calls from AR/SR fans. He is taught to give the same answer to all ."
" If you people don't want to attend the calls, then why do you give out your numbers?"
CV- " see, its all business man! We have a deal with the mobile company. For every call that is made to our office, we get a 25% of the profit"
Just then the phone rings again, the man comes running and shouts into the receiver "" yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together" and again goes back to sleep.
- " why are you all so disrespectful to the viewers? The CVs of the other show on Stone TV, "Mera Jhootha Hain Taiwan se"(MJHT) had ended a particular track when they heard the audience disliked it?"
- " haha, You really think they changed the track because of that?? The script makers had a new track prepared and they were dreading that some other show may show a similar track before they did."Heyy Baby was a hit you know😉"
The phone rings , comes running and shouts into the receiver "" yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together".He seemed to be suddenly fully awake , listens to the other end and says "oh am sorry sir, I thought it was the usual calls. Yes sir, I will tell CV about it" and cuts the call.
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