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* You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.Wink Wink

* By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.LOL LOL

* To err is human.... Tongue .......  to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.Tongue

* The Miss Universe pageant is fixed TongueTongue All the winners are from Earth. LOLLOLLOL


* A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. Cool

TongueLOLWinkLOL


*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

* Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. LOLLOL

* People can be divided into three groups:

Those who make things happen...... 
those who watch things happen........
and those who wonder what happened. LOLLOLLOL

* what is  Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia TongueTongue
Fear of long words. LOLLOLLOL

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I came first time ... and enjoying every post LOL  nice one Purni... keep going Thumbs Up

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Posted: 11 April 2011 at 1:56am | IP Logged
Wow! Purni Di great job.
Really funnyLOL.

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good job purni..... nice to read Clap
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nice update ............. purnima ji....... LOLLOLLOL ClapClap

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awesome....

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Hahahhaa ...... Purnii .... You're too good with these one liners ... Seriously ... Hillarious !!!

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Posted: 11 April 2011 at 3:51am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -purnima-

funny one liners LOL LOL.....

* regular naps prevent old age.... especially if u take them while driving....

*having one child makes u a parent.... 2 makes u refree...

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile Smile....i tried but they wanted cash...

*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...

*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...

*ladies first.....pretty ladies sooner...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz.... so go to sleep....

*alcohol kills slowly....so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day

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nice one liners...

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