Originally posted by: -purnima-funny one liners π π...
* regular naps prevent old age... especially if u take them while driving...
*having one child makes u a parent... 2 makes u refree...
*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...
*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile π...i tried but they wanted cash...
*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...
*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...
*ladies first...pretty ladies sooner...
*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...
*no one ever complained of parachute not opening
*future depends on ur dreamz... so go to sleep...
*alcohol kills slowly...so wat? who's in a hurry
* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day
Originally posted by: -purnima-more One liners π
**Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
**I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
**Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
**Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
**Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
**If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
**A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
** Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
**Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
** Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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