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Posted: 20 September 2010 at 4:30am | IP Logged
 hehehehe.. LOL LOL too good purni dear.. really funny..... ROFL

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Loool awesome one liners

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Posted: 06 October 2010 at 4:46pm | IP Logged

What does a bald guy use for shamoo?  Turtle Wax!

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Posted: 07 October 2010 at 12:10am | IP Logged
wow gr8 one-liners

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Yo mama so stupid she goes to google and types "how do i search the internet?"

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Posted: 09 November 2010 at 9:13am | IP Logged
excellent oneliners....

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Posted: 13 November 2010 at 2:41am | IP Logged
more One liners TongueTongueTongueTongue

**Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

**I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


**Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

**Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

**Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

**If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

**A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

** Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


**Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.


** Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.


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Oh wow....didnt see the new ones LOL....I love all of them....but the light n sound one....ROFL Its soooooooo cool....thnx for sharing Puri!!

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