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Posted: 21 August 2010 at 5:57am | IP Logged
thanku hai g........!





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Posted: 21 August 2010 at 9:32am | IP Logged
Hey Neha.....ur one liners are gud as well....Big smile

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Posted: 21 August 2010 at 9:32am | IP Logged
hey dear that was once again interesting...................especially the marriage one......................very funny...........................thanks for the link................

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Posted: 24 August 2010 at 9:03pm | IP Logged
lolzzzzzzzzzzz  LOLLOL  LOL

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Posted: 28 August 2010 at 9:20am | IP Logged
LMAO! These are hilarious. ROFL

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Posted: 28 August 2010 at 11:57pm | IP Logged
MORE funny one-liners........... Tongue Tongue

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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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A day without sunshine is like, night.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

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Death is hereditary.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
 
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

LOL Tongue LOL

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Posted: 29 August 2010 at 1:20pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Puri_2711

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


Truer words have never been spoken! Tongue

Thanks for the one-liners; enjoyed reading them. :)

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Posted: 30 August 2010 at 3:18am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Puri_2711



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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.



these r golden words, plz don't put them in the category on funny matter! Embarrassed

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