Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10 - Page 7

Posted: 12 years ago
LOLZ...it was hilarious 🤣
Posted: 12 years ago
haha nice compilation .. have heard some of them before but the rest were hilarious too :)
Posted: 12 years ago

* *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 😆😆

** By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

** If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

**WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

**My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! 😆

**You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

** If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.

**Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

**Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
Posted: 12 years ago
  **Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
 


😆 ðŸ˜† Too good !!! ðŸ˜†
Posted: 12 years ago
this is great post .
like --
Alcohol isn't the answer to everything but atleast it makes you forget the question.




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Posted: 12 years ago
Too good purni di...😛😆

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