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Posted: 13 July 2011 at 6:36am | IP Logged
good ones :)
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LOLZ...it was hilarious ROFL
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awesome...LOL

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haha nice compilation .. have heard some of them before but the rest were hilarious too :)

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* *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? LOLLOL

** By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

** If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

**WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

**My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! LOL

**You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

** If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.

**Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

**Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

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  **Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
 


LOL LOL Too good !!! LOL

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Posted: 25 September 2011 at 8:34am | IP Logged
this is great post .
like --
Alcohol isn't the answer to everything but atleast it makes you forget the question.




you can fine more on this blog
http://onelinersfunny.wordpress.com/
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Too good purni di...TongueLOL

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