Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10 - Page 2

Originally posted by: Neha_K

Some 4m my side, first tell me may i??

sure........... the more its good............... ready......... 4 funny ticklers......... 😃😃😃😃..........start right away........ 😃

Saving is a gud thing...... esp. if it's done by our parents!

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. 😆

I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it. 😃

Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!

When two's company, three's the result! 😉

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.......Too bad they missed.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Originally posted by: Neha_K

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.......Too bad they missed.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

good 1.................. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 😆😆😆😆😆

thanku hai g........!

Hey Neha.....ur one liners are gud as well....😃

hey dear that was once again interesting...................especially the marriage one......................very funny...........................thanks for the link................

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LMAO! These are hilarious. 🤣

MORE funny one-liners........... 😛 😛

* 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

* A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

* A day without sunshine is like, night.

* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

* Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

* Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

* Death is hereditary.

* Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
 
* For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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