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funny one liners LOL LOL...

* regular naps prevent old age... especially if u take them while driving...

*having one child makes u a parent... 2 makes u refree...

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile Smile...i tried but they wanted cash...

*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...

*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...

*ladies first...pretty ladies sooner...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz... so go to sleep...

*alcohol kills slowly...so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day

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Updated pg 3, 4,5,8,10
 


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ehe good ones...
 
I guess the missing word is kids in:
 
*shud women have (kids) after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...
 
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t4s =)

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Originally posted by rukhaya

ehe good ones...
 
I guess the missing word is kids in:
 
*shud women have (kids) after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...
 
=p
 
t4s =)

thanx 4 correcting Big smile Big smile.... yes kids was missing i edited it.... Big smile ...

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first one ws d best....

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Originally posted by Puri_2711

funny one liners LOL LOL.....

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz.... so go to sleep....

*alcohol kills slowly....so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day
 
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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these r coooool!!! Wink

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LOLZZZZZ......Puri.....that was awesum....I specially liked the marriage one and the laziness one.....even the last three ones were too gud.....hehe. Mujhe bahut maza aya padhke yaar....guess u hav passed on the infection of smiling to me....coz thats wat I am doing now....

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