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Ms. Bholi Bhali IF-Sizzlerz
Ms. Bholi Bhali
Ms. Bholi Bhali

Joined: 10 November 2004
Posts: 10512

Posted: 03 February 2005 at 10:16pm | IP Logged

You know you're Software professional, when...

1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.

3. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to
you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friendsis
that they do
not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the
phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally dial "0"
to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.

11. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
more likely to
get long-service awards.

12. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read! this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to
your "friends".

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a No.9.

18. And now you are laughing at yourself!


samir_soni Goldie
samir_soni
samir_soni

Joined: 19 December 2004
Posts: 1773

Posted: 04 February 2005 at 6:20am | IP Logged
nice one..............even though i m not a software professional, i did scroll up to check if there's any number 9.
queenbee Goldie
queenbee
queenbee

Joined: 04 January 2005
Posts: 1418

Posted: 04 February 2005 at 6:25am | IP Logged
HAHAHAHH... i did EXACTLY what u said in the clinchers... my God, how predictible AM I!!!!!!! LOLLOLLOL

Thanx Ms. BB
rouble Senior Member
rouble
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Joined: 16 August 2004
Posts: 870

Posted: 04 February 2005 at 10:55am | IP Logged

LOL

thanks for sharing!

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BollyCurry Director, BollyCurry Executive Director
Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 14343

Posted: 04 February 2005 at 3:08pm | IP Logged
nice thing...
but ms. bholi bhali i posted the same thing under the heading of You know you live in 2004 when...
but it was a week or two earlier...but anyway thanx for sharing...
_anonymous Goldie
_anonymous
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Joined: 07 January 2005
Posts: 2029

Posted: 06 February 2005 at 5:30am | IP Logged

LOL

LOL

thanx!

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