Some jokes on different animals
One Lion was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Lion answered, " No, I am king of the jungle."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Lion answered, no "I am king of the junge"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Lion was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Lion soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
Are you Relaxing? - The other Lion was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Lion slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"