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Bhootiya Hotel

Abhi ek jagah per baar baar tehal raha hai. tabhi wahan Daya aata hai.

Daya kya baat hai Abhi.... tum itne pareshan kyun ho?

Abhi main kuch soch raha hoo.

Daya haan ......... wo Mr. Mehra wale case ke baare me na. Jise kisi ne dhamki di hai ki wo unke bete Sashi ko uski shadi se pehle kidnap kar lega.

Abhi Mr. Mehra wale case ke bare me.............. are humari life me case ke alawa or kuch nahi hai kya? Are main...... main shadi ke baare me soch raha hoo.

Daya shadi ke baare me.... are tum uski fikar mat karo ACP sir ne kaha hai ki Sashi ki shadi zarror hogi or hum sab uski shadi me barati bankar jaayenge.

Abhi haan.......bus dusro ki shadi me hi barati bankar nachte raho. Apno ke baare me mat sochna . are ye socho ki wo waqt kab ayega jab hum apne kisi CID officer ki shadi me barati bankar jaayenge.

Daya tum kiski baat kar rahe ho?

Abhi (Chidhkar) ACP sir ki.

Daya ACP sir ki.

Abhi haan maine socha hai ki Sashi ki shadi ke madap me hi unki shadi bhi krwa doo.

Daya per unse shadi karega kaun?

Abhi (Daya ko ghoorta hai) are mazak band karo yaar. Main apni shadi ki baat kar raha hoo..

Daya Tarika ke saath.

Abhi haan yaar Daya maine soch hai ki is Sunday ko use propose kar hi doo.

(Tabhi Vivek aata hai. )

Vivek Sunday ko kcuh program banaya hai kya?

Daya haan .......... wo Abhi Sunday ko.

ACP kya baaein ho rahi hai Daya.

Abhi kuch nahi sir hum to bus yu hi....

ACP ye Fredi kha hai? aaya nahi ab tak.

Vivek sir wo Fredi sir aaj thoda der se aayenge. Unka phone aaya tha.

ACP iske to roz ke nakhre hai. fus gaya hoga apni wife ke chakkar me.

(kuch der baad Fredi or Tasha bhi aa jaate hai.)

ACP ab kuch kaam kare.

Fredi khaak kaam kare sir subah se koi case nahi aaya hai humare paas.

ACP are waah kya shehar me crime khtam ho gaya hai.

Fredi per ab hum kya karenge sir baith kar makhiya mare.

(tabhi ek aadmi bhagta hua aata hai.)

ACP are aap is tarah se bhagte huye kyun aa rahe hai?

Man ji wo mujhe aapse kaam hai ACp sir.

Fredi wah lagta hai Naya case hai.

Daya accha aap ye bataiye ki aap kaun hai or humse kya chahte hai.

Chadda ji mera naam Manmohan Chadda hai per sab pyaar se mujhe sirf Chadd bulate hai.

Abhi hume kya log ise Chadda bulaye ya Hadda.

ACP Abhi....... haan to aap ye bataiye ki aap yahan ktyun aaye hai.

Chadda ji main Hotel " Sun Shine" ka malik hoo. Mere hotel se..........

Daya Fredi tumne phir se Hotel ka bill nahi diya.

Fredi nahi sir is bar khaana maine nahi Abhi sir ne mangwaya tha.

Daya Abhi , tumne bill paid kyun nahi kiya?

Abhi wo ..... Daya main bhool gaya tha. Tum to jaante ho mujhe kabhi kabhi bhoolne ki aadat hai.

Daya haan (Maan hi maan "Kanjoos Muft ka khaane ki aadat jo hai abhi mere saath hotel me kabhi Dr. tarika ke ghar per")

Abhi Kuch kha tumne?

Daya nahi to, bhool gaye thena. Accha Abhi wo forensic me jo lady dr. hai uska naam kya hai.........

Abhi wo Dr. Tarika.

Daya haan uska naam to kabhi nahi bhoologe baaki saari baatein bhool jaoge. Hotel ka bill kyun nahi diya. Acchi tarah se sun lo main aaj hotel ka bill nahi dene wala.

ACP tum log Beuro me hotel se khana mangwa kar khate ho or mujhe koi batata bhi nahi.

Chadda are aap log to apne baato me hi lag gaye. Koi meri baat bhi sunega.

To be Continue...................

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Part - 2

ACP haan boliye.

Chaada ACp sir main mere hotel ko bahut pyaar karta hoo.

Fredi kyun tumhare paas wife nahi hai.

Chaada hai per .......... khir chodiye. Mera hotel ka business bahut accha chal raha tha. Her din dher saare customer aate the. Per achank ek din.......... kisi guest ne hotel me ye afwah faila di ki usne mere hotel me ek bhootani ko dekha hai.

Daya bhootani.....

Chadda haan bhootani, uska kehna hai ki raat ko payal ki aawaz aati hai. kisi ladki ke kadmo ki aahat sunayee deti hai. safed kapro me koi ladki dikhayee deti hai.

Vivek are , bewkoof banane ke liye hum logo ke alawa or koi nahi mila jo ek ghatiya si horror movie ki khani sunane chla aaya.

Abhi haan, hud ho gayee jab se hum logo ne CID or Aahut ke mahaepisode shoots kiye hai tab se sab hume bhoot parne wala samjhne lage hai.

Chadda aapko lgta hai ki main jhoot bol rha hoo. Are maine bhi khud apni aankho se use dekh ahi.

ACP tumne apni aankho se us Bhootani ko dekha hai.

Chadda haan ACp sir, ab aap log hi mujhe us bhootani se aazadi dil sakte hai.

Daya accha ye bato ki wo bhootani dikhti kaisi hai?

Chadda dikhti kaisi hai?

Daya haan ......... mera matlab tumne kuch to dekh hoga na uske baal aankhe chalo uska sketch banwao.

Chadda sketch!

Daya haan Sketch banwa doge to hume kaam karne me aasani hogi na ek baar me to kisi ka bhi chehra yaad ho jaata hai.

Chadda ye aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hai. are wo Bhootani hai koi heroin nahi jo main uska sketch banwa doo. Waise bhi aapko use mere hotel se bhgane se matlab hai ya ye jaanane me ki wo dikhti kaisi hai.

Abhi Daya her jgah apna famous dialog bolna zaroori hai. Sketch banwao...........hoo.

 ACP are Chadda saheb matlab to aapke hotel se bhootani ko bhgane se hi hai. khair aap ghabraiye nahi aapka case solve ho jaayega. Ab aap jaaiye.

(Chadda chala jaata hai or ACP sir kuch sochne lagte hai.)

ACP aise baher se to hum pta nahi kar paayenge ki us hotel me asal me ho kya rah hai. iske liye hum me se kisiek ko whan jakar rehna parega.

Abhi (dhire se Daya se) dekhna ye pakka mera hi naam lenge.

Daya accha per tumhe kaise pta?

Abhi Are puri team me ek main hi to hoo bali ka bkra. Acp sir humesha mujhe hi to suli per chadha dete hai.

Daya waise thik hi to hai. tum agle ACp banane wale ho.

Abhi are zinda rahoonga tabhi to ACP banoonga na. Daya aisa karo merio zagah tum chale jaao.

Daya per main kyun?

Abhi kyunki meri abhi tak shadi nahi huyee hai or main kuwara nahi marna chahta.

Daya bol to aise rahe jaise maine 10-10 shadiya kar rakhi hai. meri bhi shadi nahi huyee abhi tak.

Abhi or kabhi hogi bhi nahi. Kyunki in 13 saalo me tumhari life me jitni zaldi ladkiya aai utni hi zaldi chali bhi gayee. Pehli wali ne tumhe dhokha de diya. Dr. Niyati Pradhan se tum larte reh gaye. Or Purbi..... Purbi ko tumne khud chod diya.

Daya- tumhari wazah se.  

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Wow...Puja ZDi.ur Story is awesome. Its very Funny...Loved it.





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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Hey nice story
cant stop laughing
specially wo ACP ki shaadi wala dialogueSillyROFLSillyROFLSillyROFLSillyROFL

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Part - 3
 
ACP ye tum dono ke beech kaisi khusur fusur ho rahi hai.

Daya kuch nahi sir wo bus aise hi.

ACP accha chodo, haan to Abhi maine soch hai ki tum guest bankar us hotel me chale jao or pata kro ki us bhootani ka chakkar kya hai?

Abhi (Daya Se) Dekha........ maine kha tha na.

Abhi per sir main hi kyun? Her baar mujhe hi jaana parta hai. nahi is baar main nahi jaaunga.

ACP Abhi agar tum nahi gaye to main Salunkhe ko keh dunga ki wo tumhe lab me na aane de.

Abhi ACP sir ye to cheeting hai. thik hai main jaaunga.

(Abhi jaane ki taiyaari karta hai. )

Tasha ye rakh lijiye sir.

Abhi ye kya hai? koi romantic noble hai kya?

Tasha nahi sir ye hunumaan chalisa hai. jab aapko daar lage na to ise padh lijiyega.

ACP are Abhi tum sabse aise kyun mil rahe ho jaise tumhari bidaai ho rahi hai.

Fredi pata nahi Abhi sir humse dubara milenge ya nahi.

(Fredi ki baatein sunkar Abhi daar jaata per phir bhi hotel jaane ke nikal jaata hai.)

 

(hotal me din bhar Abhi kokuch pata nahi chalta per raat ko jab wo sone ki kosis krta hai to use payal ki aawaz sunayee deti hai.Abhi bahar nikal kar dekhta hai per use kuch dikhayee nahi deta. Tabhi payal ki aawaz phir se aati hai. abki baad Abhi ko safed saaari me ke ladki dikhayee deti hai. Abhi us taraf badhta hai. tabhi payal ki aawaz tez ho jaati hai or phir band ho jaati hai. Abhi us or badhta hai per use koi dikhayee nahi deta. Use zameen per ek payal milti hai. abhi ise utha leta hai or apne kamre me aakar sone ki kosis krta hai.)

 

(next day abhi beuro aata hai. sab use dekh kar khush hote hai)

ACP are abhi tum wapus aa gaye.

FREDI or wo bhi zinda.

ACP Fredi......... use chodo Abhi ye batao ki kuch pta chala.

Abhi Han sir, wo Chadda bilkul thik keh raha hai. wahan us hotel me zaroor koi garbar hai. Raat me mujhe bhi kuch aisa laga. Or sir ye mujhe whan per ek payal mili.

FREDI are bhootani ki payal.

ACP Fredi bhootaniya aise her jagah payal nahi girati firti. Or agar wo suchmuch me bhootani hai to Abhi ko dekh ker bhagti nahi.

Tasha sir, ye payal dekhiye kitni bhari hai. or isaper to kisi dukan ka logo bana hai.

ACP good Vivek pata karo ki ye kis dukan la logo hai. or Abhi Daya tum dono us dukan per jakr pata karo ki ye payal kiski hai.

(Vivek us dukan ka naam pata karta hai or Abhi Daya us dukan per jaate hai.)

Daya suniye hum log CID se hai. is payal ko zara dekhiye or bataiye ki aapne ye payal kisake liye banayee thi.

Sunaar thik hai. main bataata hoo.

(dukandar Daya or Abhi ko us jagah ka pta de deta hai jiske liye usne payal banwayee thi.)

 

(Daya or Abhi dono us pate ko lekar beuro aate hai.)

ACP are Abhi pata chala ki ye payal kiski hai.

Daya haan sir ye payal kisi Prbha naam ki ladki ke liye banayee gayee thi. Or ye raha uska pta.

Vivek sir ye pta to..........

ACP haan Vivek........ hum is pate per chalte hai.

 

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I read your story pooja..but I will commet when you complete whole story.

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Di Its awesome.I'm not able to stop my laugh.Is baar bali ka bakra Abhi Sir nahi balki Prabha di bani hai aisa Lagta hai.Di complete it fast Waiting eagerly for next part...ROFL  ROFL  ROFL

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Part - 4
 

(sab us pate per pahuchte hai wahan Chadda unhe dekh ker hairan ho jaata hai.)

ACP Chadda ji aapki Chaddi....... mera matlab aapki wife kidher hai.

Chadda Prabha....... kyun usase kya kaam hai aapko?

Fredi sir maine khan tha na ki ye bhi mila hua hai. tabhi to jab Daya sir ise sketch banane ko kha to isane sketch nahi banwaya. Bhala koi apni wife ka chehra bhi kabhi bhool sakta hai.

Vivek haan sir wife jaisi drawani cheej ki shakal koi kaise bhool sakta hai.

(Tabhi Prabha aa jaati hai.)

Parbha kahiye kya kaam hai aap logo ko mujhse?

ACP Prabha ji aapki payal kha hai?

Prabha Payal wo to mere pairo me hai.

Tasha accha......... dikhana to. Are yahaa to sirf ek hi payal hai. ye ek pair me payal pehanane ka faishion kab se chalne laga?

Prabha ek payal kahin gir gayee hogi.

ACP humare paas hai. ise aap kal raat wahi bhool aayee thi us hotel me. Jab aap bhootani bankar ghoom rahi thi.

Parbha main....... ye aap kya keh rahe hai. main nahi to.......

Tasha accha hum jhoot bol rahe hai. (Tasha Prabha ko ek thappad lagati hai) ab such such batayegi ya or puja karoo teri.

Parbha nahi main batati hoo. Mujhe koi bhootani wootani banane ka koi shaukh nahi tha. Wo to main apne boyfriend se milne us hotel me jaati thi. Ek raat is hotel ke kisi bewkoof customer ne mujhe dekh liya or shor macha diya bhoot bhoot. Tab mere boyfriend ne mujhe idea diya ki main is bhootani ka ye drama karne lgoo taki ye Chadda usi me uljha rahe or hum dono aasani se isake paise lekar bhag saku.

Chadda kya? Tu mera paisa lekar bhagna chahti thi. ACP sir aap ise pakad lijiye or us aadmi ko bhi girftar kar lijiye.

Daya thik hai ab aapko hume humara kaam batane ki zaroorat nahi.

(Sab Prabha se us aadmi ka pata lekar us aadmi ke ghar pahuchte hai.)

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