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Ajay

Joined: 03 February 2005
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Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:04am | IP Logged
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:

Princess Diana's death.

Question:

How come?

Answer:

An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whiskey,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles,

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gates' technology,

and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones,

that use Taiwanese-made chips,

and a Korean-made monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by lorries driven by Indians,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

trucked by Mexican illegals,

and finally sold to you by an Israeli.

That, my friend, is Globalization!

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Posts: 528

Posted: 03 February 2005 at 3:47pm | IP Logged
thankz for sharin dese jokes LOL
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Posted: 03 February 2005 at 6:20pm | IP Logged
good oneLOL
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