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Ajay
Ajay

Joined: 03 February 2005
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Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:03am | IP Logged
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to
be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I
control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do
all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs,
and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All
the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the
Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up
and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the ****!

Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.

*~sheena*~ Senior Member
*~sheena*~
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Posts: 528

Posted: 03 February 2005 at 3:48pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 03 February 2005 at 6:18pm | IP Logged
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Posts: 824

Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:09pm | IP Logged
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Posts: 9255

Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:24pm | IP Logged
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PreityGirl Senior Member
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Posts: 663

Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:40pm | IP Logged
LOL hahahaaha!
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