!!.-*-.!! Pavitra Awards Live Event !!.-*-.!!

Savita shouts :  Namaste, Salaam, Adaab ladies and gentlemen!
Damodar: array wait wait! you always go without me and had I know before that you would be hosting alone, I wouldn't have bought a mic !! Why are you shouting like this when you have a mike ??
Savita: KYA ? You bought a mike ? My dear good for nothing pati !! Have you seen how much we have spent for the sets and, promos and advertising ?? All the money went to the marketing department !! So in order to save some moneys to atleast go home by a rikshaw, I was shouting instead of using a mike and you ruined it !! And its not my problem if you are so slow like a tortoise
Damodar interrupting : Ahh !! What a way to save money !! You are such a greedy person that you don't even care about your health !! I am not fast like you. and in the end of the race, rabit loses nod tortoise wins.
Savita: why are you bringing the jungle in the awards? our house is already like a jungle and you want to make the awards like a jungle too! I'm trying to be decent today, won't you let me do that ?
Damodar: array you started arguing. Look you are even arguing in front of so many people. proceed with your shouting *cough* sorry speech *smiles sheepishly*
Savita:  *embarassed* oh yes I forgot we are here to host the awards. people, you know there is so much love in our fighting.
Damodar: Yes, we are the evergreen loving jodi of the tv industry, see I'm wearing green and my Savita is wearing green too ..  and we are your hosts for tonight! by the way savita, you are looking really beautiful and gorgeous in this green saree tonight.
Savita: *pinching his cheek and blushing* ( note : I know it should be pulling but Savita and pulling :S :P )  Damu, what are you saying in front of these kids! I think you have been spending too much time with SD and Ali.
Damodar: oho don't call me Damu! at least not here! SD and Ali remind me of the most besharam award. lets start with the most besharam award and leave the besharmi behind!
Savita: If it were in my hands, I would have given this award to the whole forum. look how shamelessly they insult me.
Damodar: Savita why do you always say bad things. let us concentrate on the awards. The nominations for the most besharam awards are Sid(unknown18), Ali, Taz ( Tasnime ), SD, Resham, and Piya.
Savita: and the award goes t ...

Damodar : *yawning* same boring speech again and again !! they know that our award is something unique just by looking at this set !! Now please don't make me sleep here too like you do day and night at our place !! Anywyays Best of luck to all the nominees and advance congratulations to all the winners and runners up !! Please don't feel bad with any of the categories, everything is JUST FOR FUN !!

Savita : Please kindly show your awards to everyone shamelessly :P ( mean use the siggies for atleast a week !! ), I'll ask everyone if you have showed them your gifts !! And you better use warna .. !! ( I'll check your siggy box ;) )

Damodar : Savita if you continue threatening them like this, they'll run away, and this whole set will be waste, nor  will we be able to recover this lost !!

Savita : Theek hai baba, theek hai .. now let's start with the show, the audience is looking at us like wanting to kill us

 Damodar : Yeah so we were at the best besharam category .. the best besharam award nominees are  Tasnime, SD, Resham, Piya, SD and Ali !! .. The runner-up is  ... woww someone who was really tring hard to bag this award day and night .. yes our very dear Ali and Taz .. Wait Taz !?!
Savita: .. And the winner is  the one and only ' Congrats SD, you won the Emraan Hashmi award !!
Damodar: Aray wah! he is such a brilliant and besharam guy. Thats what I call talent!

 Damodar: lets give the Sona Award (the most asleep).
Savita: Sona!! where is sona?? i want sona??
Damodar: aray not that sona! you always think about sona!
Savita: At least I think about something na unlike you. I think it should go to my husband but he is not participating.
Damodar: Savita, its not good for a wife to insult his husband like this in public.
Savita: Ok fine I will insult you at home. The Sona Award goes to'obviously Sid and Priya!! Why am I not surprised!

Damodar: don't stress your old brain! you must be talking about Varsha darling!
Savita: Varsha DARLING??
Varsha: Finally I got my cue!! I was waiting for so long! these oldies na. they forget everything. Hellooo ladies and gentlemen!! I am Varsha and I am here to add some masala to this old curry (indicating to Savita and Damodar)
Savita: Hey who did you call old? Tu budhi, teri maa hai naa, teri maa budhi!
Damodar: aray savita leave her na. she is just a bachi!
Savita: Haan bachi! Bachi my foot. She is very chaaluu.
Varsha: What to do Savita .. you have to be chaaluu to face this world and handle people like you. Lets continue the show now. Chaaluu reminds me of the Smartest Member award. The person who will get this award is very smart and chaaluu. I always keep a dictionary by my side to understand what she is saying. But whatever she says makes sense and that is why she is getting this award!! very well deserved! Ok, first the runner up is Nikita and the award goes to Cji (commentator)

Varsha : But hey they won the best couple award, so how come they are the 2nd best couple ?

Savita : *blushing* I and Damu are the best couple naa *wink wink*

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgYGRuSkqbY[/YOUTUBE]

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In this season of cricket and serials, we know that you have to face everyday pati-patni jagdas .. In your house itself, and the neighbours too .. What to do to avoid jagdas ? WAtch this video !! Our sweet Sushant is explaining you how to use it !!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpuFDzXIdJY[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf1p_WW1LeM&feature=channel[/YOUTUBE]

Savita: He is such a player! He was dancing and God knows doing what with so many girls. He was surrounded by so many! And someone revealed that he was already married! We didnt believe that but his wife came and beat him up in front of everyone and he went back to his wife. So I came back to my loyal loving husband. ( Taz just wanna get up and torture and kill this Savita very badly !! )
Damodar: Aww I love you Savu darling!
Savita: Again you started your besharmi !! I told you stay away from that SD!
Damodar: Uff why are you getting so angry and strict ?? Anyways. Let's give the most strict member award now.
Savita: The runner up is Resham and the winner is *ahemm cough cough* K .. Kk .. Kool .. Koolsadhu!

Kool: Thanks!! Arrey give me the mic Savita!
Savita (scared): Here take it take it!
Kool: Thanks. Why is it so quiet suddenly?
Savita: I think they are scared of you!
Kool: Oh come on guys you can clap at least!! I am not that scary!! I promise I wont dissect your clapping in my daily commentary! I want to thank all the innocent members whom I bullied. Love you guys!
Savita: oh thank God she is gone!
Damodar: Savita, are you really that scared of Kool??
Savita: Haven't you read her commentaries?? I dont want her to write a bad commentary about these awards! Anyone would think 10 times before opening their mouth in front of her.
Damodar: true true! but hey you and thinking ?? ( Savita glares at him ) .. ok ok !!'The next award is for the Idiot of the forum!
Savita: the whole forum should get that!
Damodar: Savita, because of these idiots we earn money and stay alive so respect them! The runner up is Ali and the winner is Taz !!

Taz : Yayyyyyyy!!!! Finally!! I want to thank each and every member and the organizers of these awards for finally appreciating me. There is no other place who would have appreciated an idiot like me!!
Savita: ok ok make your speech short. its getting late...
Damodar: Yes its getting late. Hey Tas, take all your other awards too. The runner up for the most talkative member is Tanya and the winner is Taz ! The runner up for the friendliest member are Sid and Devu and the winner is Taz ! The biggest arman fan runner up are Akash and Piya and the winners are Tas and Nikita.

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Savita: How come Tas got soo many awards?? there is some locha!
Tas: oho there is no locha! I am just very popular you know. and..
Savita: hey larki you already said your speech 2 times. now let Nikita say her speech.
Nikita: Thanks Savita Ji. I want to thank all the members and my parents. I love Arman as they are such a lovely couple. I even started another story on them. Do check it out!
Savita: Looks like Nikita learned advertising skills from Tas! Hey Niki wait. You also got the most romantic member award too!
Nikita: Oh thank you so much!

Damodar: Niki, teach some romance to Arman as well! Maybe you can take Nisha's help in this mission as she wins the most helpful member award!

Nisha: Thanks! I just want to say one thing: do you need my help??
Damodar:Savita needs help but I dont think you can help her! Even God gave up on her
Savita: what did you say??
Damodar: aray nothing Savu jaanu!
Savita: stop this sweet act ok! you are a gulaab jamun from outside but a karela from inside.
Damodar: stop fighting! remember the awards! The sweetest member award runner up is Piya and the winner is Nisha!

Nisha: Thanks! I am sweet and helpful! I love you guys!! this night is getting better and better!
Savita: and this night is just getting hotter and hotter. Why is it so hot here? Did the AC stop working?
Damodar: why are you hot Savita? Look at Tanya! She is looking hot and she is working out even during the awards! (points towards the treadmill beside the stage)
Savita: aray she has been active for the past two months. God knows what happened to her. She is active all the time!
Damodar: The most active member award runner up is Akash S and the winner is Tanya!!

Tanya:Thanks everyone! I worked really hard for the 2 months to get this award. it really means a lot to me. I want to dedicate this award to Manav and Archana as they were rooting for me!! I will talk later guys as I have to work out a bit more.
Savita: work out more?? she is crazy!!
Damodar: yea she is crazy but not the crazziest. The craziest member award runner up is Tas and the winner is Akash S.

Akash(SD's Gardish ke fankaar and Akash's Havanna nights -Salsa teamki jugalbandi)
Savita: wow you guys set the stage on fire!! So much energy!!
Domadar: For the energy Akash brought to this stage and the forum, he gets the most energetic member award! and the runner up is Aarti.

Akash: uh Thanks everyone! I want to thank all my dudes from Mars and all my dudettes from Venus.
Savita: What is wrong with this guy??
Damodar: dont worry. He is crazy.
Savita: The next category is the spammer of the forum. The forum, specially the rishtedaar adda, is full of spammers! the competition must have been tough.
Damodar: The runner up is Tas and the award goes to Meeti and Sid!

Meeti and Sid (together): Itni shiddat se Guinness Records ko todne ki koshish ki hai ke PR forum ke har idiot ne isliye chatting ki hai!!
Damodar: Wah wah!! kahan se churaya hai shair??
Meeti: nowhere! (Meeti and Sid run away as fast as they spam before their shair gets caught!)
Savita: aray what happened to them??
Damodar: who knows! lets continue the awards'
Varsha: aray wait wait. you guys forgot about me?
Damodar: No, you forgot about us! how long does it take to fix make up?? Anyways, I'm tired .. I need a BREAK !!

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Savita: poor girl needs a lot of make up as she doesnt have natural beauty like me!
Varsha: I am very beautiful and cute!!
Damodar: arrey both of you stop fighting on the stage at least!! cute will be the person who will get the cutest member award!
Savita: who is that??
Damodar: The cutest member award runner up is Meeti and the winner is Sid!

Sid: Thanksssss everyone for voting for me!! No one believed me when I told them that someone told me I look cute like Kareena Kapoor. Now see I was not lying. I am the cutest!! But, I want to give this award to Fifi as she is the cutest according to me.
Savita: hey dont try to be Akshay Kumar!!
Sid: aray Savita Ji dont get angry. I am just giving it to her insaaniyat ke naatay!
Varsha: lo we already had insaaniyat baba and now we have insaaniyat mata!!
Damodar: stop this insaaniyat yaar! this insaaniyat has ruined men! lets talk about the awards. More interesting awards are coming up!!
Varsha: oh yes! The best newcomer award goes to Akashii and Alviraz!!

Alviraz: Thanks everyone. I really..
Savita: give me the mic! you are a newcomer and you get only this much space. now go!
Damodar: Savita, you must be the least liked person in the forum!
Varsha: and the most liked person award goes to Tanya leaving Nish bag the runner up award !

Meeti: Thanks everyone for liking me!!
Tanya: Me? really?? no problem. these kinds of haadsay do happen!
Savita: I agree with you Tanya! The best Lawyer award goes to Nikita and Gaurimisha.

Nikita: Thanks again! waisay to I am studying medicine and want to be a doctor but being a lawyer is my side business. My biggest client is Manav and I am making a lot of money since he needs me almost everyday!
Gauri: I agree Nikita. hum na hotay to Manav ka kya hota??
Varsha: Wohi hota jo manzooray Khuda hota!
Damodar: wah wah what a shair!
Savita: You stop praising Varsha so much!! I can see the flirting going on between you two!!
Damodar: aray I was just appreciating some good shayari! lets appreciate some good writing now. The Shakespeare Award for the best writers goes to Skeptical and SD(again)!

Skeptical and SD: we will write a story to express our gratitude for the award!
Varsha: we will be waiting!!
Savita: oh look Damu jaanu these awards are for the jodis in the forum!! I bet these jodis are not better than us!
Damodar: hmm i agree with you Savu jaanu but we have to give them awards na.
Varsha: oho stop jaani jaanu. aaj kal ke buddhay bhi na! no sharam!..The Dostana of the forum award goes to the jodi of Ali-Akash and Gur-Shankar!

Ali: Maa da laadla bigar gaya!!
Akash: Thanks for the award. You know we have to keep dostana at Mars as it gets lonely there! And obviously only dostana here as ladies live in planete Venus
Savita: haye haye kya zamana hai! but where are Gur and Shankar?
Varsha: uhmmm maybe *cough* probably dancing for a duet or maybe they didnt come.
Savita: no no they came. i saw them.
Damodar: well maybe they just gave special appearance as always. Lets move on.
Varsha: hmm I like this award'.The Saheliana of the forum award goes to Meeti-Nisha and Devu-Piya!

Meeti and Nisha: Bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara, Salaamat Rahe Saheliana Humaara!!
Piya and Devu: hey move move!! Finally we get an award!! We rock!!
Damodar: these saheliyan are so wild!
Savita: I agree! Now the second last award for the night!! The Pavitra Jodi/rab ne bana di jodi award!
Varsha: the award goes to Gur-Devu and Lassi!
Damodar: Who's lassi??
Varsha: aray our Ali and Taz !! the night shift Addains have given them this name, you know like Sushita, Saifeena.
Damodar: oh ok.

Gur: I want to thank Devu as she is my partner in keeping the members(kids) under control in the forum. Its a tough job but I was able to do it with Devu's help.
Devu: I want to thank Gur too for supporting me and encouraging me to take care of the forum.
Ali: yeh kya ho rahay hai bhai yeh kya ho raha hai?
Tas: kuch nahi kuch nahi award mil raha hai!
Ali: but how did we get this award?
Tas: aray dil ki baatain hai dil hi janay!!
Varsha: now the last and the biggest award of the night is here!!
Damodar: yes!!
Savita: the PR forum rocker/Pavitrian award goes to'.

Savita, Varshu and Damz (shouting ) : All the members of the forum!!

Savita : Hey you, yes you !! you all who are reading this, you better use that siggy, warna .. !! I don't care if you have already won some awards or not, but you all better use it !!

Damodar : why are you getting angry ? They'll use it !!

Savita : haan haan they better use it !! I'll check all the siggies box !!

Savita, Damodar and Varsha : Achcha guys, hope you all enjoyed this night .. Shukriya for coming and once again congratulations to all of you !! We enjoyed our night with you, hope you felt the same !! Hope to catch you all again !! Till then, take good care of you !! Bye and don't miss our show !! Cricket isn't an excuse as we have Tata Sky Plus !! *wink wink*

That's it for the awards guys !! Thank you all for your cooperation, without you all, we wouldn't be able to come up with something like this, thanks for all of your efforts ( voting and interviews ) .. At last the much awaited thread is done loll .. *phew* ..   Thank you all for spending some of your quality times with us, and for reading this !! We hope we were able to meet up your expectations and we hope you all enjoyed this night .. The pleasure was all ours, we enjoyed working on this thread to our loveable members, who have rocked this forum !! I'm sure, we'll do even better !! East or West, PR is the best !!

Before we sign off, we would like you all, winners and non winners to send some testi and acceptance speech ( for the winners ) that we'll post either in a new thread ( PR members ka jashan ) or here itself ..

Actually we would like you all to PM PRaward your acceptance speech and also vote for the best/worst dressed member .. we'll open a post award party thread too .. *wink wink* ..

Hope to catch you all very soon !! Till then, this is Taz, Aarti and Sid who are signing off !!

A big hug to all of you !!