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Posted: 03 February 2005 at 1:49am | IP Logged

Santa was driving through the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road.
An cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs Santa.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," Santa says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Santa. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

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Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:33pm | IP Logged
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