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14. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
15. A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before u married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,
16. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
18. Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
19. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all.
20. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
21. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
22. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
23. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
24. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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Posted: 15 September 2004 at 1:37pm | IP Logged
Hey thanks anju
Smile Senior Member

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Posted: 16 September 2004 at 4:13am | IP Logged

OMG, Why are men always behind women? 

flora Senior Member

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Posted: 22 September 2004 at 3:50am | IP Logged
LOL LOL WOMEN!!! I must say we r power LOL LOL
kanchi Goldie

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Posted: 22 September 2004 at 4:42am | IP Logged
LOLPhew!!!!! to funny
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