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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 4:06am | IP Logged
Originally posted by visrom

Originally posted by $ara_$hachi

awesome guys
my stomach is still paining & my eyes are still have those tears
brilliant
but let me say one thing ...... why you are not focusing on "daya" ???????AngryOuch
He is injured...got shot in the leg on Friday, remember???? Big smile
omg, visromLOL

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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 7:49pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by visrom

You know what...Abhijeet is the only guy who can be the umpire when ACP is bowling...out of the entire CID team, no one else has the guts to give 'not out' when ACP bowls.
 
Scene : ACP Bowling, Fredricks batting, Vivek at non-striker's end.
 
ACP bowls and the 3 stumps fly off in 3 directions.
ACP : Chalo Fredrick, tum out ho gaye...waapas jaao.
Fredricks : Lekin sir.....
ACP : Kya Lekin...dekho tumhare stumps kahan bikhar gaye hain.
Vivek : Sir, lekin woh no-ball hai sir.
ACP : KYA!!!
(...and glares at Umpire Abhijeet, who has his right hand raised horizontally.)
Kya Abhijeet....tum Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho...
 
Abhijeet : Nahin sir, aapka pair crease ke baahar tha...dekhiye (and shows ACP's footprint)
 
ACP: Kuch to gadbad hai Abhijeet....Woh mera pair nahin hai...Fredricks ka hai...pichle run lete samay uske pair ka nishan pad gaya.
 
Salunkhe, chalo plaster of paris laao....footprint match karo......Yeh no-ball nahin hai.
 
 
 
 
ROFLROFLROFLROFL 
Oh, it's great Visrom! let me add something more:
Freddy: keya sir, meri wife match dekh rahi hai, agar main out ho gaya, toh woh mujhe ghar mein ghusne nehi degi!
ACP: aur agar tum out nehi hue, toh main tumhe bureau mein ghusne nehi dunga, samjhe!
Freddy: Wacko
Salunkhe": ACP saab, footprint match ho gaya! yeh footprint aphika hai
ACP: aisa ho hi nehi sakta! zarur yeh kisi match-fixing ka chakkar hai! Daya, pata karo!
Abhijit: Arre sir, agar apko Dr. Salunkhe par varosa nehi hai, toh Dr. Tarikako boliye na, footprint match karne ke liye!
Salunkhe:Angry
 
continuation..
.
ACP: Tarika!! cheer leading bandh karo aur yaha pe aao.
tarika comes and checks the footprint
tarika: I'm sorry sir lekin yeh aap hi ka footprint.
daya: Sir yeh ab sabit ho gaya hai ki aap ne no ball daali hai.
acp: daya tum bhi?
daya: ha sir
acp: nahi!! tum sab ab cid go bye bye karoge.Tum logon ne mujhpe no ball ka ilzaam lagaya hai.
freddy: lekin sir...
acp: CHUPP!! ab crime solving ke badle cricket khelte rehna zindagi bhar.
 

 
Oh God!! This is very funny.
 
You are all so talented.
 
 


Edited by lucy2000 - 07 March 2010 at 7:50pm

visrom

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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 8:23pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by lucy2000

Originally posted by visrom

You know what...Abhijeet is the only guy who can be the umpire when ACP is bowling...out of the entire CID team, no one else has the guts to give 'not out' when ACP bowls.
 
Scene : ACP Bowling, Fredricks batting, Vivek at non-striker's end.
 
ACP bowls and the 3 stumps fly off in 3 directions.
ACP : Chalo Fredrick, tum out ho gaye...waapas jaao.
Fredricks : Lekin sir.....
ACP : Kya Lekin...dekho tumhare stumps kahan bikhar gaye hain.
Vivek : Sir, lekin woh no-ball hai sir.
ACP : KYA!!!
(...and glares at Umpire Abhijeet, who has his right hand raised horizontally.)
Kya Abhijeet....tum Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho...
 
Abhijeet : Nahin sir, aapka pair crease ke baahar tha...dekhiye (and shows ACP's footprint)
 
ACP: Kuch to gadbad hai Abhijeet....Woh mera pair nahin hai...Fredricks ka hai...pichle run lete samay uske pair ka nishan pad gaya.
 
Salunkhe, chalo plaster of paris laao....footprint match karo......Yeh no-ball nahin hai.
 
 
 
 
ROFLROFLROFLROFL 
Oh, it's great Visrom! let me add something more:
Freddy: keya sir, meri wife match dekh rahi hai, agar main out ho gaya, toh woh mujhe ghar mein ghusne nehi degi!
ACP: aur agar tum out nehi hue, toh main tumhe bureau mein ghusne nehi dunga, samjhe!
Freddy: Wacko
Salunkhe": ACP saab, footprint match ho gaya! yeh footprint aphika hai
ACP: aisa ho hi nehi sakta! zarur yeh kisi match-fixing ka chakkar hai! Daya, pata karo!
Abhijit: Arre sir, agar apko Dr. Salunkhe par varosa nehi hai, toh Dr. Tarikako boliye na, footprint match karne ke liye!
Salunkhe:Angry
 
continuation..
.
ACP: Tarika!! cheer leading bandh karo aur yaha pe aao.
tarika comes and checks the footprint
tarika: I'm sorry sir lekin yeh aap hi ka footprint.
daya: Sir yeh ab sabit ho gaya hai ki aap ne no ball daali hai.
acp: daya tum bhi?
daya: ha sir
acp: nahi!! tum sab ab cid go bye bye karoge.Tum logon ne mujhpe no ball ka ilzaam lagaya hai.
freddy: lekin sir...
acp: CHUPP!! ab crime solving ke badle cricket khelte rehna zindagi bhar.
 

 
Oh God!! This is very funny.
 
You are all so talented.
 
 
Thank you.......Big smile

shreela

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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 11:19pm | IP Logged
Picture avi baki hai mere dost:
Dr. Salunkhe: ACP saab, ap rules tod rahe hai! hum third umpireko bulate hai!
Third Umpire(B.P.Singh): NOT OUT!
ACP: sir, aap v!
B.P.Singh: Aur nehi toh keya ACP? tum agar insabko CIDse nikal doge, phir mera serial kaun dekhega!
ACP: Haan, yeh v thik hai!
Daya: par sir, ACP sirke bare mein v toh sochiye! itne saalonse imandarise kam karne ke baad yeh No-ball ka illjam!
Dr. Salunkhe: ab jane do yaar! bohot ho gaya!
ACP; haan, yeh cricket match humarein liye nehi hai! Abhijit, match bandh kar do! chalo sab, vapas bureau chalte hai!
 LOL LOL

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Posted: 08 March 2010 at 5:40pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by shreela

Picture avi baki hai mere dost:
Dr. Salunkhe: ACP saab, ap rules tod rahe hai! hum third umpireko bulate hai!
Third Umpire(B.P.Singh): NOT OUT!
ACP: sir, aap v!
B.P.Singh: Aur nehi toh keya ACP? tum agar insabko CIDse nikal doge, phir mera serial kaun dekhega!
ACP: Haan, yeh v thik hai!
Daya: par sir, ACP sirke bare mein v toh sochiye! itne saalonse imandarise kam karne ke baad yeh No-ball ka illjam!
Dr. Salunkhe: ab jane do yaar! bohot ho gaya!
ACP; haan, yeh cricket match humarein liye nehi hai! Abhijit, match bandh kar do! chalo sab, vapas bureau chalte hai!
 LOL LOL
Arre picture toh abhi bhi baki hain, picture itni lambi joh hainLOL
 
BP Singh: Arre, aise kaise ja rahe ho!!! 5% match fee toh dete jao, Pradhuyman. Mera naam Shamsher Singh aise hi nahi rekha gaya.
 
ACP: Arre, mein toh baas mazak kar raha tha.
 
BP Singh: Toh mein kya bahut serious lag raha tha.
 
Freddy:(Gesticulating): Aababa, mujhe toh kuch samaj nahi aa raha sir, mera dimag toh pressure cooker se bhi zyada garam ho gaya hain.
 
Vivek: Koi baat nahi Sir, aapki wife ko bolna, sir pe malam laga degi.
 
Tarika: Accha, aap log thoda rest kar ligiye. Aap logo ke liye mein drinks lati ho.
 
Abhjit: Tarika ji, mein toh sirf aapki khubsurati(ACP and Salukhe give him stern glances)...Me...Mera matlab hein dekha Salunkhe saab, Tarika ji sirf forensics mein hi nahi, yeh sab mein bhi kitna aage sooch ti hain.
 
Abhijit: Dekho, shuru ho gaye Roadside Romeo. Dekho boss, meine itni mushkil se yeah siir par fasal ugaya hain, par itne din baat inki wajae se ek ke baad ek baal gir rahe hain. Mein toh bhai nikala.
 
Abhijit: Arre Salunkhe saab....rukiye...mein toh baas mazak kar raha tha.

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Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:13pm | IP Logged
Scene :
The match resumes....this time Daya is batting (with a runner Vivek, as he injured his leg last Friday). ACP is at the non-striker's end and Fredricks is the bowler. Abhijeet is of course, still the umpire.
 
Fredricks bowls, Daya hits straight, Fredricks tries to catch it, but misses. The ball rolls towards the non-striker's stumps and hits...and ACP is out of his crease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Fredricks : Abhijeet Sir, howzzat!!!
 
Abhijeet raises his finger.
 
ACP : AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
 
Abhijeet....tum humesha Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho....kitna diya hai Fredricks ne tumhe?????
 
 AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
 
Abhijeet : Sir, main ek imaandar CID officer hoon. Jab ek Senior inspector sach bol raha hai to aapko maan leni chahiye
 
ACP : ABHIJEET....tumne 3 rd unpire ko bhi refer nahin kiya, phir mujhe out kaise de sakte ho?
 
Abhijeet : Sir, aap crease ke baahar the...aur ball stumps par lagi, to aap run out ho gaye na?
 
ACP : Nahin....Fredricks ne ball ko haath nahi lagaya....main out kaise ho sakta hoon?
 
Abhijeet: Theek hai sir and looks at the 3rd umpires box and draws a rectangle in the air.
 
3rd umpire B P Singh :  Yahan to recording gaayab hai....ball strike hone ke baad 10 seconds ki recording kisi ne mita di hai.
 
ACP : Kuch to gadbad  hai, kuch to gadbad hai....Daya....chalo dhoondo kisne match ki recording mita diya hai!!!!!
 
 


Edited by visrom - 08 March 2010 at 8:15pm

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Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:51pm | IP Logged
ACP: Kaun Kaun log hai jo field me majud nahi the. Un Sab Ki List banao Vivek.
Daya: Is ka Matlab jo filed me nahi tha aur jo nahi chahta tha ki ACP sir out ho ya chahata tha out ho uska ye kam hai...
Freedy: Confused Sir samaj me nahi aya yo kya chahata tha.
ACP: Sab se pehle to 3rd Umpire ka naam likho.
Freddy; Sir jab tak pata na chale kisne ye kiya hai tab tak hum khel sakte hai.
Abhijeet: Sir by RULES agar kisi be tarah se 3rd umpire deciison na le sake to ON FIELD umpire ka decision stand karata hai.
ACP: Abhijeet tum mujhe RULES mat sikhao. Mujhe Sab pata hai
Freddy: Iska Matlab sir aap out hai.  
Salunke: Main ek idea do TOSS karlo.
Abhijeet: rehne dijiye Last time jab apne toss kiya tha  kisi ko pata nahi chala tha heads tha ke tails.




Edited by sunnyp1414 - 08 March 2010 at 11:47pm

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Posted: 10 March 2010 at 4:13am | IP Logged
gud wrk guyz.... intresting stories.....anywayz u guyz hve a gud future 2 get into cid beaure....

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