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shreela

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Posted: 10 March 2010 at 9:19am | IP Logged
Dr. Salunkhe: Achha, toh mujhpe varosa nehi hai! thik hai, phir Tarikako bolo toss karne ke liye!Tongue
Abhijit: Ab... unhe kiun taqlif... thik hai jaise apki marzi.Wink
Tarika came and tossed a coin.
ACP; HEAD!
Tarika: Head hai sir.
Freddy: matlab, ACP sir out nehi hai?
ACP: Nehi!
Freddy: yeh na-insafi hai sir!
ACP(Angry); Fredrics, tumse toh main baad mein nipat loonga. Chalo, ab khel shuru karte hai.
Match phirse shuru hua. Daya ne sixer mara, ball sidha jake gallary mein gira. sabne taliyan bajaya, par tabhi 1 cheekh sunayi dee.
ACP; keya hua?
Tasha( from gallary); sir, 1 drink boy ke sarpe woh ball laga. woh behosh ho gaya.
Abhijit: yeh ho keya raha hai? Aain? ek ke baad ek gadbad!

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shreela

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Posted: 10 March 2010 at 9:19am | IP Logged
Originally posted by suveenaster

gud wrk guyz.... intresting stories.....anywayz u guyz hve a gud future 2 get into cid beaure....
Thanks.Smile

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Posted: 10 March 2010 at 10:05pm | IP Logged
ACP: Vivek jake check karo.
(Vivek ball ko niche phenkta hai)
Freddy: Sir ye wohi ball hai jisse hum khel rahe the ya koi aur.
ACP: Ye kam to umpire ka hota hai. (Ball check karne ka). Na to meri baling ai hai na batting maine to ball ko karib se dekha hi nahi.
Daya: abhijeet tum batao ye wahi ball hai.
Abhijeet: Sir mujhe thik se pata nahi.
Salunke: haan Tarika bata degi.
Freddy: kaise Sir.
Abhijeet: simple finger prints se. Agar ball pe tumhare finger prints hue to matlab isse ball se hum khel rahe the.
freedy: mere finger prints kyun.
ACP: kunki tumne hi to ball dali.
Freddy: ye kya bat hui agar mere finger prints mach ho gaye to Daya sir Phase


Edited by sunnyp1414 - 10 March 2010 at 10:07pm

visrom

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Posted: 10 March 2010 at 11:29pm | IP Logged
I just enjoy pulling ACP's legs...this post is just for that.
 
Match resumes again...(drinks boy has been taken to hospital and is out of danger)
Scene : ACP batting, Daya at non-striker's end, Fredricks bowling and Vivek wicket keeper.
 
Fredricks bowls, the ball hits somewhere(not sure bat or pad) and Vivek catches it and also stumps (just to be on the safer side)
 
Fredricks : Howzzat Abhijeet Sir!!!
 
Abhijeet raises his finger.
 
ACP : AngryAngryAngryAngry
 
ABHIJEET!!! Yeh teesri baar hai jab tum mere khilaf decision de rahe ho. Bahut ho gaya....jab main bat karta hoon, to mujhe out dete ho...jab main bowl karta hoon to no-ball dete ho. Tumhe CID mein kaam karna hai ya nahin!!!!
 
Abhijeet : Sir, aapko maloom hai ki jab ek senior inspector sach bol raha hai to aapko maan leni chahiye...aap out hain sir.
 
ACP : Abhijeet, woh ball mere pad par lagi....bat par nahin....yeh catch nahin hai.
 
Abhijeet : Sir, maine kab kaha ki catch hai, haain??? ab aap hi ne kaha ki aapke pad par lagi...maine to LBW diya hai sir.
 
ACP : Abhijeet, main bahut aage tha..itne door se LBW decision nahin dete hain.
 
Abhijeet : Theek hai sir...ab aapne kaha ki aap bahut aage the....to aap stump out ho gaye sir!!!
 
ACP : AngryAngryAngryAngry 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Edited by visrom - 10 March 2010 at 11:35pm

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^ Good one

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Posted: 11 March 2010 at 12:43am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sunnyp1414

ACP: Kaun Kaun log hai jo field me majud nahi the. Un Sab Ki List banao Vivek.
Daya: Is ka Matlab jo field me nahi tha aur jo nahi chahta tha ki ACP sir out ho ya jo chahata tha out ho uska ye kam hai...

 
What a smart line. Thats the best confusion I have ever seen.


Edited by prabhanarayan - 11 March 2010 at 12:50am

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Posted: 11 March 2010 at 7:02am | IP Logged

ACP:kuch toh gadbad hai daya, kuch toh gadbad hai..salunkhe tum ye ball ka post-mortem karo, mujhe lagta hai ye ball mein hi kuch gadbad haiAngry

Salunkhe:Shocked, ACP sahab ye toh hadh ho gayi, is ball ko toh baksh dijiye

ACP:salunkhe tumse jitna kaha gaya hai utna hi karo, ye mera order hai

Abhijeet:hain, sir ye ap kya keh rahe hai

ACP:abhijeet mujhe lagta hai ki tumne hi is ball mein kuch aisi cheez fit ki hai jiski wajah se ye ball seedha jakar wicket par lag gayiPinch

Abhijeet:sir ap meri insult kar rahe hai, bureau toh bureau ap toh field par bhi kisi ko nahi chodteOuch

(He starts walking away)

Daya:are yaar abhijeet tum toh jante ho acp sir ko, ghusse me wo kuch bhi keh dete haiSleepy

Abhijeet:nahi daya mein ab acp sir ke sath nahi khelunga, tum chale jao, ab mein wapas tab aaonga jab acp sir apni haar maan lenge

NEXT SCENE:

salunkhe:tarika ball ka post-mortem karne ki tayyari karo

tarika:yes sir

(salunkhe starts cutting the ball)

freddy:nahi sir mein yeh nahi dekh saktaCry(n he moves away)

(Abhijjet comes back)

ACP:dekho daya dekho(shaking his fingers), aa gaye wapas chiranjeev, ab kyu muh uthakar chale ayeQuestion

Abhijeet:sir mein jab tak apni begunahi saabit nahi kar deta mein yaha se nahi jaongaPinch

ACP:abhi ho jayega doodh ka doodh aur pani ka pani

salunkhe:boss ball me kuch na kuch toh hai

(ACP widens his eyes and stares abhijeet)

Daya:kya hai dr.sahab

salunkhe:ek min daya,ek min, abhi pata chal jayega

(he takes out something)

Daya:ye toh spring jaisa kuch hai

tarika:ye spring jaisa nahi balki ye ek spring hi hai

salunkhe:haan acp sahab ye ek aisi spring jo har jagah nahi milti, jab koi ise ball mein dall deta hai toh phir batsman ka out hona toh pakka hai..

ACP:dekha daya,dekha...kaha tha, kaha tha maine kuch toh gadbad ki hai is abhijeet ne muhe out karne ke liye

Daya:par sir humne bhi toh isi ball se khela tha par humari wickets toh nahi udiErmm

ACP:tumlogo ki wickets isliye nahi udi daya kyunki abhijeet ne ball badal di thi...jab freddy balling kar raha tha mujhe maine dekha usne apni joote ki lace baandh ne ball abhijeet ko di thi pakadne ke liye, jab hi-2 abhijeet ne ball badal di hogi....daya abhijeet ki talashi lo, iske paas se dusra ball zarur milega

Daya:abhijeet mujhe maaf karna, par saare saboot tumhare khilaaf hai, mujhe tumhari talashi leni hi hogi

Abhijeet:le lo daya, lelo..par ek baad yaad rakhna aj acp sir ne mujhe phasaya hai kal ko ye tumhe phasayenge

daya:Shocked

daya:nahi sir abhijeet ke paas koi dusra ball nahi hai

ACP:ye kaise ho sakta hai-2??phir kisne spring fit ki hai meri ball mein??

freddy:sir kahi ye kisi atma-watma ka kaam toh nahi...sir aapne itne logo ko phasi pe chadaya hai, shayad unme se hi kisi ki atma ye sab kar rahi hai

ACP:chup raho freddy, atma ko spring kharidne ki kya zarurat aa padhi, wo toh mujhe yunhi out kar de sakti thi

Daya:sir agar ye kaam kisi andar waale ka nahi hai toh phir kiska hai

BP SINGH:chalo chalo sab wapas chalo...agle friday ke case ki kahani milgayi hai..

"KISSA ACP KI WICKET KA"

 

 

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Posted: 11 March 2010 at 7:33am | IP Logged
Big smilewow I' really glad that my simple idea of cid playing cricket has gone so ahead.Big smile
keep it up guys!!Thumbs Up
excellent dialogue baazi shainaClapClap




Edited by devashri - 11 March 2010 at 7:48am

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