what if cid members play cricket? - Page 2

continuation...
ACP: Tarika!! cheer leading bandh karo aur yaha pe aao.
tarika comes and checks the footprint
tarika: I'm sorry sir lekin yeh aap hi ka footprint.
daya: Sir yeh ab sabit ho gaya hai ki aap ne no ball daali hai.
acp: daya tum bhi?
daya: ha sir
acp: nahi!! tum sab ab cid go bye bye karoge.Tum logon ne mujhpe no ball ka ilzaam lagaya hai.
freddy: lekin sir...
acp: CHUPP!! ab crime solving ke badle cricket khelte rehna zindagi bhar.

 very comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very funny

much better than Comedy Circus, isn't it?😆😆

awesome guys
my stomach is still paining & my eyes are still have those tears
brilliant
but let me say one thing ...... why you are not focusing on "daya" ???????😡

great work ...... visrom, shreela & devashri👏

Originally posted by: $ara_$hachi

awesome guys
my stomach is still paining & my eyes are still have those tears
brilliant
but let me say one thing ...... why you are not focusing on "daya" ???????😡

He is injured...got shot in the leg on Friday, remember???? 😃

Originally posted by: visrom

He is injured...got shot in the leg on Friday, remember???? 😃

omg, visrom😆

Edited by lucy2000 - 14 years ago

Originally posted by: lucy2000

[quote=visrom]You know what...Abhijeet is the only guy who can be the umpire when ACP is bowling...out of the entire CID team, no one else has the guts to give 'not out' when ACP bowls.

 

Scene : ACP Bowling, Fredricks batting, Vivek at non-striker's end.

 

ACP bowls and the 3 stumps fly off in 3 directions.

ACP : Chalo Fredrick, tum out ho gaye...waapas jaao.

Fredricks : Lekin sir.....

ACP : Kya Lekin...dekho tumhare stumps kahan bikhar gaye hain.

Vivek : Sir, lekin woh no-ball hai sir.

ACP : KYA!!!

(...and glares at Umpire Abhijeet, who has his right hand raised horizontally.)

Kya Abhijeet....tum Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho...

 

Abhijeet : Nahin sir, aapka pair crease ke baahar tha...dekhiye (and shows ACP's footprint)

 

ACP: Kuch to gadbad hai Abhijeet....Woh mera pair nahin hai...Fredricks ka hai...pichle run lete samay uske pair ka nishan pad gaya.

 

Salunkhe, chalo plaster of paris laao....footprint match karo......Yeh no-ball nahin hai.

 

 

 

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣 

Oh, it's great Visrom! let me add something more:

Freddy: keya sir, meri wife match dekh rahi hai, agar main out ho gaya, toh woh mujhe ghar mein ghusne nehi degi!

ACP: aur agar tum out nehi hue, toh main tumhe bureau mein ghusne nehi dunga, samjhe!

Freddy:

Salunkhe": ACP saab, footprint match ho gaya! yeh footprint aphika hai

ACP: aisa ho hi nehi sakta! zarur yeh kisi match-fixing ka chakkar hai! Daya, pata karo!

Abhijit: Arre sir, agar apko Dr. Salunkhe par varosa nehi hai, toh Dr. Tarikako boliye na, footprint match karne ke liye!

Salunkhe:😡

 

continuation..

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ACP: Tarika!! cheer leading bandh karo aur yaha pe aao.
tarika comes and checks the footprint
tarika: I'm sorry sir lekin yeh aap hi ka footprint.
daya: Sir yeh ab sabit ho gaya hai ki aap ne no ball daali hai.
acp: daya tum bhi?
daya: ha sir
acp: nahi!! tum sab ab cid go bye bye karoge.Tum logon ne mujhpe no ball ka ilzaam lagaya hai.
freddy: lekin sir...
acp: CHUPP!! ab crime solving ke badle cricket khelte rehna zindagi bhar.

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Oh God!! This is very funny.

 

You are all so talented.

 

 

Thank you.......😃

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