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truemate

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Posted: 27 February 2010 at 10:42am | IP Logged


 
Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

 
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

 

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

 
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
 
 
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
 
 
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
 
 
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
 

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

 
Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
 

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

 
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..
 

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

 
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
 

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

 
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
 
LOL


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Posted: 27 February 2010 at 1:27pm | IP Logged
gosh!! too gud!!ROFLROFLROFL
thanks for sharing!

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Posted: 01 March 2010 at 11:12am | IP Logged
i wanna be a software engineer..tel me this isent true ROFL

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Posted: 01 March 2010 at 2:16pm | IP Logged
hahahha

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