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Idle honeydaisy

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Posted: 30 January 2010 at 10:13am | IP Logged

 A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor.Cry
 
 Doctor: What happened?"
 
 Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
 husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."


 Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever
 your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
 chamomile tea and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle."
 
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn
 and fresh again.Smile

 Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my
 husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile
 tea and gargled and nothing happened."
 
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

 

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Idle SRK-ian

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Posted: 31 January 2010 at 2:47pm | IP Logged
That was funny!! LOL LOL

Idle Khaya

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Posted: 31 January 2010 at 2:50pm | IP Logged
LOL
 
What a doctor! lol
 
t4s

Idle viva_amez

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Posted: 31 January 2010 at 7:12pm | IP Logged
lol good one

Idle baz786

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Posted: 31 January 2010 at 10:31pm | IP Logged
interesting Smile

Idle ashbipasha

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Posted: 04 February 2010 at 9:36am | IP Logged
I think the doctor is right.LOL

Idle Xserial_queenX

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Posted: 04 February 2010 at 4:11pm | IP Logged
hahahahah!!! funny!

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