If men truly rule the world..

sai14 IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 01 February 2005 at 2:21pm | IP Logged
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

Garbage would take itself out.

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

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LOL thanx for sharing
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Posted: 02 February 2005 at 5:09am | IP Logged
hillarious... LOL LOL LOL
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