Lamest excuse you've ever given .....!!

AmbyCious IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 18 January 2010 at 12:37pm | IP Logged

Hey people! Hug


We all make excuses, some are well planned, others are spontaneous!

But the funniest ones are usually the on spot ones, and we even sometimes laugh at them.Embarrassed

So what is the lamest excuse you've ever made? Planned or spontaneous!LOL

Please elaborate on the situation and your excuse!Clap

We all can have a good laugh out of itLOLWink

My (amby's) lamest excuse - last saturday
my guitar sir asked me why i didn't practice much,and i was like....Sir my hands were paining Disapprove and bas..he got started off that everything pains,,,,,what a lame excuse i came up with ROFL
I could have saved myself from that lecture!!Humpf!!

Now that i think of it,it was PRETTY LAME!
Just blurted out,,,,!!'

fEeL fReE tO sHaRe YoUrS!Tongue

~Mahi & amby~

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Mariha_LoveIF Senior Member

Joined: 05 October 2007
Posts: 741

Posted: 19 January 2010 at 11:49pm | IP Logged
Ya.. I have one to crack for!..By the wqay..Amby..thats yet another amazing topic of urs!..
So one day I was sick of ma skool.. I mean, I wsa not in the mood of going to skool.. I thought that my mom will never gve me the permission to do a holiday.. I went up to her like, "Ouch..ooh..Oh My god..Its hurting" Wink.. She was like.. "Wat happend".. I said.. Mom.. I'm having a headache.. I even can't walk properly..and I want to go to school in any way".. My mom answered, "Ok fine, But don't go today.. Otherwise you will get more sick".. I said, "Ok .. if  r saying then  I've to do that.. I am doin' a holiday..".. And jumped on my bed again.. and slept..

The next day, In my skool.. My teacher asked .. Why was I absent and I answered, "Sir, I was sick..We even went to the doctor in late night and doctor advised me to rest as much as I can.." so I did a holiday!..LOL.. My teacher just left that matter.. and I was then pulling my collar.. LOL..

I hope.. my mom doesn't talk to that teacher and discuss this matter in "parents and teachers meeting"..Ouch..LOL


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-Rinki- IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 29 November 2009
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Posted: 20 January 2010 at 4:13am | IP Logged
Here goes mine Wink

Now I got this excuse from watching Movies Tongue

I had got the Swine Flu vacc last day and didn't want to go next day to school coz I had missed the MJHT Epi like 8-10 epi Unhappy
& on that day they were gonna show back to back episodes Big smile


So My mom came and she was like "Get UP..No 5 mins business"

Mom..Im Damn Sick..Those stoopid vacc people Angry

Mom-Yea Yea..But thats okay..You arent having Fever and all na..Then you have to go to school

Me-MOM !I do have fever Angry

Mom-Im Going..After 5 mins..I'll come and check ur temp Wink

Me-Oh Shit Tongue
I went...I put the Thermometer in the milk..But Stoopid milk wasn't that hot Angry
But still it showed Fever na ROFL

Mom-Checking my head..Tongue

Me-See..I told u na

Mom-Fine..Go Sleep ! Smile


2 Days Later-

Teacher-What Happened ?

Me-Teacher...Yesterday I had high temerature Unhappy
My mom strted crying LOL & then when we went to the hosp...The Doc said that I have to take rest for few days Tongue

Teacher-Oh..Thats sad ROFL
Are you okay now..I'll send the notes and everything :)

Thank You ! LOL

Anyways I told mah mom after 1 week about the Sacchai LOL
She was like..AngryAngryAngry

But then everything went okay..Big smileTongue

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MeeraXD Goldie

Joined: 05 October 2007
Posts: 1920

Posted: 20 January 2010 at 4:19pm | IP Logged
U guys r so lucky, in our school if we say that i was sick and i went to the hospital, they will ask for the medical certificate Angry ...CAN U BELIEVE THAT!!!

I was in school and we arent allowed to chew gums. So I sat in my classroom and I was full chewing when my maths master caught me chewing.

Teacher- Are u chewing? Spit out!!

Me- Sir! I am not chewing, my face is swollen!!!

He looked at me and he was like, "Whats the connection between chewing gums and having a swollen face?" and he kept smiling. Big smile

I gave him this evil look and all my form mates starting laughing, JERKS LOL

Edited by aavshi - 20 January 2010 at 4:27pm

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Arushi. IF-Rockerz

Joined: 13 June 2007
Posts: 8032

Posted: 21 January 2010 at 4:58am | IP Logged
hahah all of you have brilliant ones man..
and i cant recall any one rt now.. so ill update my post in a while :)

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dreamer_dreams IF-Rockerz

Joined: 06 July 2007
Posts: 7133

Posted: 21 January 2010 at 5:04am | IP Logged
i didnt do my geography homework one day because it was a lot of work and we were give just one day.
so next day when i went to skul, he asked me for work and i said i didnt do it and he asked y? i said because i had to go to a wedding and he said that people go to weddings at night and not in d afternoon and u had full afternoon to do it. so i said no sir it was my close cousins wedding and i went her place in d afternoon and so i couldnt do work and he gave a fake laugh...before he could say something the bell rang and i laughed really very hard.
after that our teacher got changed lolzz

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BilliCat. Viewbie

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Posted: 21 January 2010 at 6:50am | IP Logged
oh ho lame escuse and me are like born togethrROFL

our chemistry maam is taking organic for us now and she has asked us not to take leav and i tuk leav and next day she asked me "y wer u leav ..i knoe u gonna say fever ...u cud hv evn com and sat here ..fever wont do nything bad to othrs "[:X]

and i told "no maam i hvv loose motion  it wont do ny bad to othrs bt it surely wud to the benchesROFL"

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-Rinki- IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 22 January 2010 at 1:17am | IP Logged
LMAO...I couldn't havve said that to my teacher..He would bash up my face and as bad to ur benches it was it would be to my face ROFL

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