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Posted: 29 December 2009 at 12:11am | IP Logged
ok jst saw its already posted... sorry mods.. pls close this thread Ouch

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The Leave Applications LOL

An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."



From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."



Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"


An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."



A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"



Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below'"



Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".



Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and
an Accountant - Male or Female'' As I am both(!! )for the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for
the post




Edited by Usman_m - 29 December 2009 at 12:15am

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Posted: 29 December 2009 at 12:47am | IP Logged
OMG!!! Tooo funny!!!

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."LOLLOL

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good one....
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LOL Just goes to show... think b4 u write hehe...
 
t4s =)

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OMG!!! Tooo funny!!!
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"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

woah... imagine..! everyday'd be holiday Day Dreaming




A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

the headache school..







"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home
I may be granted leave".

oh goodness!! ROFL




Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
how gentle.. Embarrassed

 

thanks for sharing!





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ur welcome


Edited by Usman_m - 09 January 2010 at 12:21am
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thats tooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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