The fate of the entire universe hung in the ballads as the supreme galactic council met
to determine who would control the new planet in the vast NuttingIngriamStarcist.
Most unattendants expected Supreme Leader Mufti to rule in favour of General Issap,
the evil governor of Science!
But there was a wild part in the mix...
Amira Patellion and her sidekick Iqrydo - Quickydo.
They all watched with excitement, with Lutenant Fatman and her two young cadets.
And even the great Captain Khadzule.
"Mini-oth, Pizza, Punnihanu, Issya, Panubithalameth. Uh, uh, Oofnia Ooofnit!"
Amira Patellion said in her goofy alien talk.
Only Iqrydo - Quickydo, Amira's most trusted sidekick could understand this alien language.
"The- That's disgusting. I'm not going to translate that." Iqrydo declared.
"Uhhh!?" Amira asked.
Iqrydo - Quickydo was about to speak when a loud booming voice said,
"The Leader of the new planet shall be determined the old fashioned way!" The Supreme Leader exclaimed.
"Zero-Gravity-Fight!" Mufti gave a sly smile as the crowd gasped and chattered amongst themselves in disbelief.
"Muthaaah!?" Amira suggested to Iqrydo.
"Duh" she said as she clasped hands with her sidekick.
Then she clenched her fingers with Iqrydo's "Buh!"
"Baduh!" They both curled their hands into a fist and busted eachother. "Buwaayu."
General Issap grunted and took of his silver head gear. He eyed Amira threateningly with his dark peircing eyes.
"Uh, uh." Amira said, pointing towards the arena.
She walked over to the edge and jumped down landing on a small disc space craft which hovered in mid air. Evil Issap and Amira, their space craft moving them both to the middle of the arena, stood face to face.
The crowd, aswell as Mufti and his gorgeous daughter, put their seatbelts on as the gravity lever was turned off. And so Issap and Amira floated upwards from their space disc,
their feet touching nothing but air.
Issap laughed menacingly.
Amira teased her enemy to do his very worst.
Issap used all his strength to somersault towards Amira. He was about to grab hold of her when he was punched in the face, making him whirl sideways.
General Issap blocked Amira's second attempt at a punch but wasn't fast enough for her kick attack.
They were both flung backwards at incredible speed.
Issap makes the first move.
He grabbed a silver shot-gun ray from a gun rack he had landed on and pointed it towards Amira's face.
He flew forward with the help of no gravity and laughed menacily.
Issap shot the green ray that looked a lot like a hand.
It was too fast for the alien girl to dodge.
And before she knew how to react the green hand slapped her on both cheeks several times.
Amira looked gobsmacked!
As if someone, someone as cruel as Issap had dared to slap her.
The green hand returned to the gun whilst Issap laughed again.
Issap, distracted by his laughing did not see as the two cadets, sitting amongst the crowd called out Amira's name and threw a similar looking silver gun to her.
Amira grabbed hold of it successfully, but before she could use it,
a green hand shot out and flung itself into her ear.
"Wet Willy!!!" Mufti said delightedly, rolling his tongue out and making gurgling noises.
He was apparently enjoying the fight but his duaghter was not.
"Bring out the bugger monster!"
A cage flew open at the bottom of the arena and out came a ginormous, slimy, snotty, greasy, grimy snot monstor. With eyes as huge as a bowling ball, but hands and legs as skinny as a rope.
The green gooey thing shaked with enthusiasm,
bits of it's fleshy snot flying everywhere.
"Oh, i think am gonna be sick!" Issap said with disgust.
The monstor flew up and crashed it's huge bulky head against Amira.
It twirled around and around, eventually flinging Amira off.
She rocketed across the Supreme Leader and fell.
And now the green bugger striked it's next victim.
It swerved it's way towards the gun rack and licked it's tongue on Issap who had been hurtled there.
Issap cried out in disgust, slime dripping from his mouth and silver suit.
Amira took her chance and upside down as she was, pulled the gravity lever.
Issap and the creature fell.
Down they both went with General Isasp screaming.
He was, face first, splat against a glass wall at the bottom and before he could get up, the gooey green monstor crashed ontop of him.
Issap groaned whilst the creature spread his slimy butt and licked Issap even more.
"Arise Amira, Sherrif of NottingHavia!!!" Mufti shouted as he handed her a staff.
Amira stood up whilst the crowd cheered and clapped.
Asmanoth wailed with despair.
"Wosaaii, Wosonoth! Hiya!!!" Amira shouted ontop of the noise.
But then... somebody threw a fire ball at Amira.
And Amira got incinerated! (Poor meeee...)
If u guyz new the story behind this story u wud laugh like mad yaar!!!
Ok... i'll tell u!!!
Supreme Leader Mufti: Is actually really the principle of my school! Which in this case does make him a supreme leader!!!
General Issap, the evil governor of Science: Is my Science Teacher! And boy is she EVIL! But she's a Lady! I juz thought of making her a MAN! (Though am not sure how much she's gonna like this story!!! )
Amira Patellion: Well that's meee...
Iqrydo - Quickydo: Is my bezzie m8!!! Iqra My sidekick...
Lutenant Fatman: She's actually called Fatima but well it's space!
Two Young Cadets: Aren't really young! My friends they are!!!
Asmanoth: Asma! Isn't really nice ya knw!!!
Great Captain Khadzule: Another frend of mine! Khadija...
Though i won't say she's really umm.. Great! She's a tough nut!!!
Here's another story!!!
The greatest of all the heroes in ancient greece was ofcoarse Amira.
She was truly amazing.
Yet totally underrated and had been ignored for years.
Finally Amira had a chance to show her skills in the Arena.
If she could impress the son of the emperor...
She knew she would one day rule the land.
The crowd roared with excitement as the hero rode in with her golden chariot. She steered her 4 black horses around the battle feild and screamed,
"Bring on the Elephants!"
A cage opened at the far end and out came a stampede of Elephants.
They waved their trunks and stood in the middle of the arena between two ramps.
You know how Hercules supposedly founded the Olympics?
Well Amira invented the X-games!
The crowd cheered even louder as Amira turned her Chariot and headed for the ramps.
"She's not gonna make it!" One kid shouted.
As Amira hurtled fast towards her victory,
she pulled at the string that attached her precious horses to the chariot. They broke free and galloped without their leader to the sides of the ramp, leaving Amira and the Chariot rolling on the ramp. They shot up in to the air across the Elephants and the crowd gasped as the Chariot landed safely on the otherside of the ramp.
"Now that was first class." One man cheered.
"Bravo!" the Emperor clapped.
All around, the crowd called out Amira's name.
Someone even danced.
But the most happiest was the hero herself.
For she and the Prince rode away on the golden Chariot to a sundrenched beach.
And then it started pouring, so the Prince and Amira ran into a magical cave.
They laughed at the sudden change of weather.
The Prince stared into the lady's dark brown eyes, taking in her beauty.
"It's you!" he says quitely.
"Yes me!" Amira said.
"You're the fairiest maiden in the land."
"What are you talking about!?" Amira asked suddenly confused.
The Prince moved closer to Amira who squelled in surprise as he leaned in and kissed her on the lips.
The two seperated and stared at each other for a long time.
The Prince grinned and broke the silence.
"I believe the words you are searching for are thank you."
And then Amira punched him in the belly.
The Prince hunched over, gasping for breath,
Amira turned and stomped back down the path.
And they lived happily ever after...
Here's another story...
(One that doesn't envolve me!!! )
Once upon a time in the old west before room service was
even invented, there was a far man named Jeremia Skeets.
He was out for a ride when he heard a damsel in distress.
Jeremia turned his horse and scampered towards the beautiful maiden who was surrounded by hooligans.
"Come on boy!" he shouted in his western accent.
"Help... HELP!" the maiden screamed.
Jeremia took out his rope that had a loop at the front, swung it around his head and threw it onto the side of a fallen log. He turned his horse, skidding in the process and whirled the log on the strangers. Knocking them all down like pin balls.
"Leave the lady alone!" Jeremia declared.
The horse stood up on it's hind legs and neighed.
The cowboy trodded towards the maiden and took her hand.
"Care for a lift ma'am?"
The damsel no longer in distress was heaved onto the back of the horse.
"Nice horse." she said breathlessly in her english accent.
Jeremia raised his eyebrows and eyed the maiden.
"waaah, this old thang?"
He turned to the groaning rebellions.
"Anybody care to give the nice ol' lady her stuff back?"
When noone answered, Jeremia took out his gun, switched the trigger and fired at the sky.
Scared, the hooligans fled.
"My hero!" the lady said.
So Jeremia strode Miss Draven Port to safety when she said,
"Shall we go drink some champaighn in the near by hot tub?"
I wanted to see if you were listening.
What happened was, Jeremia dropped Miss Daven Port of
in the nearest town, safe and sound.
"How ever can i thankyou sir?" Miss Daven Port asked.
"Aaw, no thanks neccassary ma'am." Jeremia replied.
Miss Daven Port looked dissappointed.
"Well, i must give you some token of my appreciation." she said.
"Perhaps a kiss?"
Jeremia leaned in to plant a soft kiss on the beautiful madens lips.
But then an angry dwarf kicks him.
"What the heck you do that for for!?" Jeremia asked angrily.
"Coz i'm angry!" The dwarf ran back to his freinds laughing and drove away on a cart.
"I ain't do nu'in to you!" Jeremia shouts after him.
Here's the last story!!!
Once upon a time in a magical faraway kingdom,
there was a brave and noble knight. Strikingly handsome.
Who lived in a grand castle, that weary travellers from near and far would come and visit.
Now, this knight had been working his butt off for years.
You'd think he'd be a shoe and ruled the castle... right?
Actually he wasn't even a knight at all.
He was infact a lonely peasant and even though he was the son of the late great Lord Marny and knew everything there is to know about running a castle, everyone just took him for granted.
His name was Sir-Fix-Alot.
But he called himself underappreciated.
Alas, the Kingdom where Sir-Fix-Alot lived did not place much value on dedication and hardwork i guess.
Because the superstar in all the land was Sir-Butt-Kiss.
And he spent all his days kissing everybodys butt.
One day the Great King invited all his subjects to the castle.
"I bring glad tidings, for on this day i have chosen a champion,
who will run this Castle and be my closest asdvisor and bestest buddy." The King declared in his deep velvety voice.
"My new Champion is..." Everyone held their breaths as the King smiled knowingly and pointed his staff.
"Sir-Butt-Kiss!" The King announced.
The crowd errupted with cheer and applause.
"Thankyou." Sir-Butt-Kiss said.
Poor Sir-Fix-Alot had been passed over.
The King clicked his fingers and hushed his subjects.
"On second thought. There is another worthy man in my Kingdom.
And it wouldn't be fair, unless he got a shot too."
He pointed his staff at the peasant who was standing gloomily.
"Sir-Fix-Alot." The King said.
And then the crowd went nuts.
"But sire, Sir-Fix-Alot is a commoner muck!" Sir-Butt-Kiss said matter-of-factly.
Then it started raining gumballs.
I hope u all liked it! And dn't forget to comment guys!!!
Criticism allowed!! Won't mind
Edited by MizMagick - 28 December 2009 at 7:02am