Hey guys.....I'm really overwhelmed by the response i got for my PriDa pledge....As i had promised that i'll be putting up a SaVni pledge for you all....so here it is!
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Suggestion and criticism are more than welcome as im not a die-hard fan of savni....I hope that i have covered all the classic moments here!
#1 : Sameer's pledge
This morning i take the pledge
that i shall be ever loyal to my avni
that i shall never call her again 'maali'
that i shall never bluff so much about her kyunki then uske mooh se sidha mere iya aayega solid gaali!
that i shall dedicate my self to the the service of her pregnancy period
that subha uthke i'll make sure that i wish her with a sweet 'I love you!'
that i shall find a job for myself before the end of this year
that i shall never come aadha nanga in front of her which would make her puke on me
that i shall buy for her new salwar suits at the end of the day
that i shall sue that girl who called my avni behenji
that i shall always wear that santa cap in ront of her when she's angry with me
that i shall work for our properity
that i shal make veggie mama get up....and feed me kesar milk that day kyunki kesar milk is the SECRET of my energy
that i shall buy new t-shirts form myself
that i shall write a book on 100 ways how to manaofy avni
that i shall call my avni as my chalti phirti vanilla ice-cream
that i shall keep a nice name for our baby
that i shall stop my faltu ki berozgaari teen ka tadka and rather listen to my wifey's bhadakna
that i shall take that gun away from damini bhabhi a.k.a phoolan devi!
and rather give that license to my avni to start her phholon ki dukhan
that i shall remove that motu jai chawla from the entire scenario
that i shall stop spraying too much of deodrant on my body....which makes avni look a me with an expression of 'saans lene mein pareshaani'
that i shall take the earring which prithvi bhaiya throws when romancing with gunwaali bhabhi and gift it to avni to wear at 2am every night.....after all im MUFTKHOR U SEE!
that i shall tell avni to stand outside with a glass of kesar milk in her hand waiting for me when i come back from work.....which pata nahi when it will work!
that i will take time out for my darling amby!
that i shall stop my faltu ki nautanki
that i shall change my name MUFTKHOR AND GET A NEW HOUSE ON MY OWN!!
Thats it guys....hope u enjoyed it!...i cudnt remember more savni moments as im not a savni fanatic! if anything is missing i'll add it in the part for avni's pledge! waiting for your comments!
# 2 : Avni's pledge
This morning I take the pledge
that i shall be 24/7 watchful on my sameer
that i shall help him find a job to feed us in this MUFT-GHAR!
that i shall change my hairstyles quite often to catch his attention
that i shall take di with me and buy new t-shirts for sameer
that i shall puke on him everytime so that he never comes aadha nanga in front of me
that i shall never wear more than 1 earring on each ear....arre bhai mere sam ko nikaalne mein bahut mushkil hogi
that i shall never let our child be like her MK dad
that i shall complain of head chakkar everytime so that atleast in my sickness he takes ghar ka full
that i will make 'NO TO CRYing' as my new year resolution
that i shall spill more kulfi on my face so that sam looks at it more lovingly
that i will open a flower shop and give 1 painting free if MK doesnt get a job!
that i shall hook up that moturam a.k.a asli jai chawla with that inder-bandar
that i shall sue that doc who announced my good news to everyone like an idiot
that i shall sue those guys who snatched my price-less dupatta
that i myself will take MK's job interview like i did for varun
that i will never visit veggie and become all the more dukhi-aatma like her
that i shall use my brains sometimes and become smart
that i shall remove all the kesar dudh bottles and send them to timbuktu
that i shall throw away that old flower or give it to apna Gujral museum
that i shall follow above all the rules above and not shed evn 1 tear!
Thats it guys....couldnt think of anything moree...a bunch of apologies if its not great!
Love as always
Edited by rachel.fds - 20 December 2009 at 12:47pm