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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 11:05am | IP Logged

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

begumwife.jpg

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

beauty.jpg

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

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2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Suicide

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, "love is blind".

Boy in air opened his parachute saying, "love never dies".

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 11:07am | IP Logged

Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"

electrcbed.jpg

Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai."

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 11:09am | IP Logged

Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,

thief

Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : "Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga"

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 12:30pm | IP Logged
LOL good ones! t4s =)

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 4:52pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

begumwife.jpg vspace5

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai'

  ROFLROFLROFL abb samjhi LOL

Edited by short.circuit - 11 December 2009 at 4:54pm

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 4:53pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha

Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"

electrcbed.jpg vspace5

Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai."

ROFLROFLROFL just like me bus meri shaadi honi baki hai LOL

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