ruha
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Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,
Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…
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ruha
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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
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ruha
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, "love is blind".
Boy in air opened his parachute saying, "love never dies".

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ruha
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Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"

Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai."
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ruha
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Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,

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good ones! t4s =)
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abb samjhi
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