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Posted: 30 January 2005 at 11:48pm | IP Logged
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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        Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's
still on my desk...
sorry ....         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp;      

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damnit!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try
it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can
you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more
than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping
me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?

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Posted: 31 January 2005 at 7:02am | IP Logged
LOLthanx for sharing
sai14 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 31 January 2005 at 7:47am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL Thanks for sharing Dolly LOL
_anonymous Goldie
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Posted: 31 January 2005 at 11:43am | IP Logged

LOL

thanx dolly!

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Posts: 14343

Posted: 31 January 2005 at 5:17pm | IP Logged
LOL
damn.....funny
*~Sapna~* IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 31 January 2005 at 5:52pm | IP Logged
LOLThanks alot for sharing Dolly
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Posted: 11 February 2005 at 2:56am | IP Logged
heheh!! funny
Khushalay Goldie
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Posted: 11 February 2005 at 11:40am | IP Logged
The last joke was the great one...thX for making us laugh.

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