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Posted: 12 September 2004 at 1:17am | IP Logged

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for
several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the
Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks
him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The Sardarji gives  him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.
This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!"
A third person came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

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Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first.
"No," answers the RR man.
"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.

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Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two swapped their sandwiches.

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"

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flora Senior Member
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Posted: 14 September 2004 at 8:47am | IP Logged
LOL Kanchi, these jokes are hilarious LOL
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Posted: 14 September 2004 at 7:20pm | IP Logged
so typical LOL ...no offense
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Posted: 15 September 2004 at 9:13am | IP Logged
good one
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Posted: 18 September 2004 at 5:01pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLSOOOOOOOO FUNNY KANCHI
kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 1:27am | IP Logged
hehehe is it???Wink
alliha Senior Member
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Posted: 21 September 2004 at 4:32pm | IP Logged
LOL very FUNNY!!!!!!
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Posted: 21 September 2004 at 11:59pm | IP Logged
LOL....................funny

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