If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love me;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROU BLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST me.
If u SCOLD her, than u are idiot;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS his, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD boy;
If his father SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT them, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
As I had not posted all the above thing on this forum, the girls will swear that it's not true....... but if It was not posted than they would have said boys are selfish.....😉😛
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