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Khaya

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Posted: 15 November 2009 at 11:11am | IP Logged

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC  SECOND LINE:

 

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
 

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.


6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty and so is your head.


7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.


8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


1 0. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

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Posted: 15 November 2009 at 6:32pm | IP Logged
Gosh, how unromantic and mean.

I wish no one would ever use that poetry for anyone LOL

But right, poetry is fun, depending on what you do with it.

chimuli

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Posted: 15 November 2009 at 6:56pm | IP Logged
Ofcourse poetry is not boring....LOL

Those words god............

what perfect excuses for dumping someone....LOL

hilarious!Thumbs Up

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Posted: 16 November 2009 at 10:14pm | IP Logged
haha...how mean n rude...
poetry isnt boring at all..but this one was EXCEPTIONALROFL

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Posted: 16 November 2009 at 11:29pm | IP Logged
OMG ShockedROFL marvellous post yar enjoyed alot!

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Posted: 17 November 2009 at 3:52am | IP Logged
hahahahhaah which poetry can b more romantic dan ds heheheLOLLOL

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Posted: 20 November 2009 at 2:00am | IP Logged
haahaha this peotry is never boring

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Posted: 14 February 2010 at 4:02am | IP Logged
LOL Hoow meaaan & sweeet LOL

They are sweet as loong as someone recites it for someone else & not ME ROFL
If it would be me..Get ready to see ur face bashed up LOL

& Poetry is never booring..People who say its booring do not know how to write poetry & the meaning of it :)

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