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chashmish97

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Posted: 12 November 2009 at 6:37am | IP Logged
 
Hee Heex I got this through an email!! Short Brooke jokes!!
 
 
 
1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi. 
Brooke : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.

2. Brooke: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ? 
Brooke : You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.

3. Brooke got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. She gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.

4. Brooke joined new job. 1st day she worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening. 
Brooke : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..

5.On one day Brooke's friend ,Tatum O'neil, asks her,
"Will your boyfriend give you a ring on the day he proposes to you?
Brooke answers,"By Landline or Mobile??"

6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. Brooke and Tatum were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Tatum : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing. 
Brooke : Dont worry, I have one more.

8. Tatum : When is your birthday. 
Brooke : 13th Oct. 
Tatum : which year ? 
Brooke : Oye Ullu ke patte .::meaning::. Every year.

9. Brooke was busy removing a wheel from her auto.
A man asks Brooke:why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Brooke : Can't you see the board? Parking only for 2 WHEELERS!!

Brooke : What is the name of your car
Lady: I forgot the name,But it starts with a "T"

Brooke : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss : Where were you born ?
Brooke : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Brooke : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


12. American told Brooke : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
e-mail se hoti hai. MEANING:: In our country,90& of the marriages are through email..
Brooke : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
hoti hai. MEANING:: What's the matter? In our country 100% of the females get married!

13. How will you destroy a submarine full of
Brookes ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.



 
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great one .. keep it up

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who's jayanti ROFL

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Posted: 10 December 2009 at 11:17am | IP Logged
Originally posted by A-N-S-H-I-K-A

awesum jokes man!!!
ROFLROFLROFL
Sorry I;m a lady!ROFL

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Good jokes...specially the 'Keyboard' & 'Starts with tea' ones....!!!LOLLOLLOL

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