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Posted: 11 September 2004 at 4:40pm | IP Logged
Smart Duck!

One day a duck went to the supermarket. He went up and down the aisles. Then he walked up to the store manager and said, "Got any Duck food?" The manager replied, "No, we only have people food here." The duck left.

The next day the duck went back to the supermarket. He went up and down the aisles. He walked up to the manager and said, "Got any duck food?" He replied, "No! We only sell people food here and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the ground!" The duck left.

The duck returned to the supermarket the next day. He walked up and down the aisles. He walked up to the manager and asked, "Got any nails?" He replied, "No." Then the duck asked, "Got any duck food?"

KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 12 September 2004 at 3:55am | IP Logged
LOL hey, what an irritating duck
flora Senior Member
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Posted: 14 September 2004 at 9:01am | IP Logged
LOL LOL you have to admit the duck is being cautious LOL
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