Joined: 20 October 2004
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*^*^* In the stories stands for the Author's name.
Joined: 20 October 2004
Aisay bhi hain meharbaan
Zindagi ki rah main
kay jab milay tu youn milay
jaisay jantay nahin
...gana chal raha tha
Kya Subha thi, main aram say bed par bethi hoi sochoon main gum.
Gum hain kisi ki Yaad mai
yeh dil subh-o-sham
…Ami nay waqat ka ehsaas dilaya tu school jana para Na chahtay howay bhi.
Na janay kyoun Na janay kyoun
Mann Baap kyoun itnay zidi hotay hain
…School say ghar aiiy aur chair par bethay howay usska intzaar kar rahi thi aur sochoon main phir say gum uski jiska saaara saal intzaar kiya aur ab jab wo aya tu iss tarhan kay na aanay ki khabar na janay ka pata. Kya koi ghalti ho gai mujh say??? Soch rahi thi
Rotho ho tu tum ko kaisay manaon
kya karoon tumhara sir khaon ya apna sir khaon???
Kitna socha kay uss say poochon itna intzaar kyoun karwaya, kyoun itna rulaya lakin kya karti poch bhi tu nahin sakti thi na walid sahab jo saath thay.
Dushman Dushman yeh zamana ho gya
humara deedar aur saath nagwaar ho gya
Wo aya aur muskura kar chala gya baghar kuch bolay. Saara din intzaar kiya, school gayi tu bhi usskay baray main sochti rahi kay najanay kaisay dikhay ga. Jab dekhon gi tu kya karoon gi. Khushi say jhoom uthoon gi ya nara lagaon gi.
Mosum hai khushiyon ka
Kahiin pagal na hoo jaon main
iss kaqar jaldi main
Kahiin somosay jala Na doon
Walid sahab gaye tu main nay uss say poocha Ayy chand say mukhray walay itna intzaar kyoun karwaya? Kyoun itna rulaya?
tera intzaar kiya
par tu bekhabar
Aya aur chal diya???
ruk ja ruk ja
Dunda lay kar aati hoon
Aur uss nay jaisay he jawab dena chaha hawa ka aik jhonka aya aur main usski awaz sun na payi.
Hawa Hawa Ay Hawa
Baat sunay day
Kahin Aur ja
Kahiin aur ja
Mujhe baat sunay day
Main nay aik bar phir koshish ki kay uss say kahoon kay dobara bata day lakin wo dheet hadi kuch bola he nahin. Bohut mintain keen phir jaa kar jab bolna shuru kiya tu badloon ko garajana yaad agaya aur mujjhe wo gana yaad aya:
Garaj Baras Sawan Ghir Ayoun… kuch dair tu yeh gana gaya aur jab yaad aya kay jawab suna tu bhool he gayi tu baraaish barasna shuru ho gayi aur badal garajana.
Badal Garajtay hain
Ansoo chalkatay hain
zindgian mit,ti hain
Khwab bikhartay hain
Khushiyan milti hain
Zindgiyaan Sanwarti hain
Khaab buntay hain
Nay sapnay jagtay hain
aur Baarish Barasti hai
Jab tak apnay mon par say barish ki bondain hataien utni dair main zulfoon nay mon par apna basaira karna shuru kiya, jab zulfain hataien tu utni dair main wo wahan say chala gya.
Jana kahan gya
Ab kab aay ga
behan nay darmian main toka
itnzaar phir say karna ho ga
tab wo dobara ayy ga
Behan say thodi dair larai ki kay uss nay meray liye samosay nahin bachaiy aur saaray chat pat kha gaii phir wo tang aa kar zameen par zoor say paon patakhak kar chali gai aur main phir say apni duniya main gum, usski talash aur uskay janay ka yaad aya tu bohut dukh howa…
Ay chand tu wapas aa ja. Ay Eid kay chand tujhe dekhnay kay liye sara din intzaar kiya aur tu mujhe baghair batay he chala gya. Phir say gana yaad aya aur gaya
Ay Chand Teri Chandani ki Kasam…
Phir yaad aya kay yeh tu sahi suit nahin kar raha as per situation so changed the song to
Tum tu theray Perdaisi Saath Kya Nibhao Gay
Baraish kay barastay he tum tu chalay jao gay…
Joined: 20 October 2004
*********Meri Kahani meri apni zabani*********
"Subah hoti hay sham hoti hay umar unhi tamam hoti hay", subah k 6:00 bajay jub mera alarm bajna shru hoa to yehi shair parhti hoee main bistar say nikli, haye meray Allah kahan gaya mera bachpan aur meray maikay ka aangan jub na koee fikar thee na pareshani, aur phir washroom main as usual apni ammi ko yaad kar k thori dair roee aur phir shower lay kar bahar nikli, sub k kapray iron kiye, phir apnay mian sahab ko jagaya k uthain aur unhon nay kaha "pehlay chaye pilao yaar talab lag rahi hay" lihaza chai ka pani stove par rakh kar teesra chakkar ooper ka lagaya Ahad (older son) ko uthaya wo pehli awaz main khara ho gaya, phir Asad (mera chotoo) ko uthaya aur as usual suna"mom may I have just 5 more min please"...eik thandi saans bhar k main nay OK kar diya....bari mushkil k baad sub tayyar ho kar 9:00am ghar say niklay aur masjid kee taraf rawana hoey, masjid par MashaAllah rush ka aalam tha eik parking spot apnay husband ko bataya laikin wo aur aagay nikal gaye phir mazeed 3 spots chor kar 4 spot par park kartay hoey koee 10 dafa poocha"parking ticket to nahi lagay ga na" dil chaha sir phor loon apna ya unka laikin phir socha eid k din hay to muskura k jawab diya "nahee lagay ga jee parking kee jaga hay aur koee no parking ya reserved parking ka board bhi nahee hay" anyways, namaz parh k sub k galay mil kar bahar nikalnay kee koshish shru karee aahista aahista ladies & bachon kay peechay peechay apnay shoes tak pohchee to laga kuch geela geela feet main mehsoos hoa,
"yahan neechay paani para hay" laikin jub neechay dekha to paani nahi bulkay 'Tim Hortons' kee 'iced cappacino' ka cup ulta para tha, "tobah aztaghfirullah" parh kar apnay new knee highs ko off kar k shoes lay kar bahar aayee.....
ghar jaatay hoey raastay main "Brar Sweats" par mithai k liay rukay to laga poora mississauga namaz say waapsi par mithai k liay ruka hoa hay, Brar walon nay eik bara sa tent lagaya hoa tha aur us main 50 tarah kee sweets theen, 3 boxes mithai k lay kar hum ghar aaye, phir phones ka silsila shru hogaya, afternoon main Badar(my husband) kee cousin k ghar lunch tha lihaza hum wahan chalay gaye, phir wahan say aa kar thora rest kara aur phir dinner par eik aur cousin k ghar chalay gaye jahan bohat bari gahtering thee, bohat mazay ka khana khaya, khoob batain kareen, aur 1:00 am wahan say wapas aaye....Eid ka din bohat acha guzra, bohat mazay aaye laikin sara din apni ammi, baji appi bhayya bhabi aur sub ko yaad karti rahee, ammi k ghar eid ka bohat bara dinner hota hay main 20 saal say wo dinner miss kar rahi hoon aur pata nahee kub tak miss karoon gee.
Joined: 20 October 2004
Roza kholte hum sab cousins chatt par eid ka chand dekhne chalay gaye, aur jaisay hi chand nazar aaya ghar mei hulchul shuru hogayi aur mei Ammi se zid karne lagi ke mehndi parlor par dalwaoongi. Ammi bari mushkil se raazi huye aur jaldi aane par takeed ki, issey pehle ke wo apna irada badalti, mei jaldi se apni cousin Mariam ko saath le kar ghar se nikal gayi. Bazaar mei bohat hi ziyada loog thay, itne ke kisi se takraye bina koyi aagay nahi barh sakta tha, khair pehle humne matching ke choriyaan leen aur phir mehndi dalane beith gaye. Dono hatoon ko accha design dala kar jab jaane lagi to Mariam ne haircut ka idea dia. Maine yaad dilaya ke kya mummy aur dadi ki daant khani hai? To usne kaha ke sirf trim karayenge pata bhi nahi chale ga. Mujhe ye idea kuch theek laga aur saath chaldi, par dekha to trim ke chakkar mei mere baal bohat chotay hogaye thay, mere lambe baal floor par dekh kar rona araha tha, mei to bas Mariam par gussa hone lagi, lekin us par koyi asar na hua. Hanste huye kehne lagi ke "Sar par dupata uray huye pakizah bani rehna dadi ke saamne." Kaafi dair ho gayi thi aur mei gusse se usko chalne ke liye keh rahi thi par uska har shop par rukhna jaise farz lag raha tha, mei jaldi se aagay barhti huyi peechay palat kar usko dekh rahi thi, aur itne mei hi kisi se zoor se takra gayi. Girne hi lagi thi ke uska bazu pakkar sambhal gayi, gusse mei to pehle se hi thi, aur jab dekha ke meri saari mehndi karab hogayi thi, to us par barasne lagi, "Dekh kar nahi chalte? lagta hai bazaar larkiyoon se takrane aatay ho." Wo pehle to thora confuse laga phir usne itmenaan se jawab dia ke "Muhtarma, dekh kar to aap nahi chal rahi thi, shayed aap takarane ke liye hi peechay dekh kar chal rahi thi." Uske jawab par kuch keh nahi saki kyun ke galti to meri hi thi aur maine uska bazu mehndi se karab kar dia tha, phir bhi keh dia "Badtameez," jis par usne kaha ke "Mera naam badtameez nahi, Farhan hai." Utne mei mariam aagayi aur ayese mil rahi thi jaise wo usey janti hoon, uske jaane ke baad jab maine poocha ke kaun hai to kehne lagi ke mujhe kya pata, mei to samjhi tumhara dost hai jo itne baatein kar rahi thi, uski bewakoofi par mujhe hansi aagayi aur hum ghar chale gaye.
Eid ki subah thi, uthey hi meri nazar apne hatoon par parhi, rang to bohat accha nikla tha par jis se maine us larke ka bazu ko pakra tha, us mehndi ka design to bilkul hi tabah hogaya tha par abhi mujhe gussay ke bajaye hansi aagayi aur mei tayaar hone ke liye uth gayi. Baal bohat chotay lag rahe thay, aur dadi ki daant se bachne ke liye meine Mariam ki baad maani aur sir par duppata urd kar unse milne chali gayi, aur phir sab se milkar mei aur Mariam mogray ke phool toor kar gajra banane lagay. Hum dono apni hansi aur baatoon mei itne masroof thay ke pata bhi na chala ke darwaze se koyi dakhil hua tha aur dekha to Farhan saamne muskorate huye khara tha. Mei usey dekh kar hairaan reh gayi aur poochne lagi ke wo peecha karte karte yahan kyun aagaya? Saath mei ajeeb sa darr lag raha tha ke kahin koyi dekh na le. Ammi andar aayi aur usse milne lagi, phir mujhe saivyaan laane ke liye bhej dia. Jab mei saivyaan le kar aayi to wo living room mei ammi ke saath beitha tha, aur maine darte huye jab bowl aagay kia to mere haath ko dekh kar muskoraya aur kaha ke dekhein aapke mehndi ka rang to mere bazu par bhi charr gaya, mai apni strict ammi ka reaction dekhne jab palti, to bohat zoor ki bell ki awaaz aayi aur mei apne khwab se jaag gayi!!
Mei apne class ke baad bhai ka intezaar karte huye library mei beithi so gayi aur mere cell phone ki ring se jaag gayi thi. Eid to meri bas subah se shaam tak college mei hi guzri par meine apni eid, ajeeb si hi sahi, khwaboon mei manali apne khayali logoon ke saath.
Joined: 20 October 2004
Come on and celebrate Eid *^*^* Style...
Eid is a day of excitement. We wait all year for it but when it comes, what do we do?
Heres what I did:
Itz 11 pm and im getting ready to go 2 sleep so I can wake up early 4 sehri then tring tring rang the phone. Guess wat?... eid it tomorrow not the day after L
SO here is how my unexpected Eid went.
"Javeria suba ho agye jaldi saye bister saye uttho" is what I hear as im still half asleep. As usual, I reply "acha ammi 5 minute kai baat" and then put the coves back over my face. Again I hear my mom's voice, "kamaskam ajj to nakhra maat kero Eid kai din to baghair merra zabadasti kiya utth jao. And then I remembered oh yea EID..YAAY aour phir baghair khiyal kiya ka 6:00 AM ho raha tha and mai 3:00AM pai last nite soye thi I got up and started getting ready.
Phir tiyar honnaye kai baat sabse pehlay abbu ammi ko Eid Mubarak bolla takay Eidi milla …phir we went to Masjid to pray Eid Namaz
We got there early(my dad wanted a good parking spotbut my friend came early as well (our dads think alike) and we talked and talked and talked and then other people came and more of my friends came but I cudnt talk 2 them cuz namaz was gonna start. Then after that I met all of them and we hugged and said Eid Mubarak.
Now all the formalities were done and the real Eid ka Mazza begins!!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM we rush 2 get to New Jersey bcuz all my cousins live there. BUT Manhattan ki traffic naye humarra saath nahi diya but I guess that's my punishment 4 living in NYC. Bcuz I got bored in the car and I hadn't slept enuf the nite b4 I used this time wisely and took a nap and dreamt that my dad pressed a button and humarri garri ka side saye 2 wings nikal gayee and we flew high in the sky way above the other cars stuck in usual nyc bumper to bumper traffic. Maine palak jhapki and we were at my uncle's house.
When we got there, every1 was there already. We met every1 and said "Eid Mubarak" a hundred times and them we ate and talked and jus hung out then all my aunts and uncles gave all of us kids Eidi After all that was done we all went to my grandparent's graves 2 visit them on Eid.
Then, at night, 1 of my phuphis invited every1 over 4 dinner. That was the highlight of my cuzinz day and it was cuz of me. LoL I am the BIGGEST klutz ever. I was waiting 4 my cuzin 2 get her food and I was standing with mine and my little cuzin came and ran it2 me, my plate with food fell. Then I was pouring soda while talking 2 my cuzin and I didn't c that the glass was filled up so I spilled some on the counter and the floor. But wait this isn't all when I was getting dessert, the end of my dupatta fell in2 my bowl of rasmalie and it got dirty and wen I tried 2 clean that I got some on my sleeve. LoL yea so I cleaned all the mess I had made and my cuzin laffed @ me I thot ok acha hua kissi naye nahi dekha (except that 1 cuzin hu ws with me of course) per phir thorri der baat my other cuzin came n he told me 2 invest my eidi in getting a bib. I asked him wat he meant n he said he got all my mishaps on his digital camera. After seeing the picture I ran after him 2 delete it and then after a while he 4got abt it and I went and deleted it myself.
So here it is…EID (like all other days) with me is full of excitement and something new n crazy
Joined: 20 October 2004
I am not at all good at writing stories. So please bear with me. Another thing, This story is a combinations of many incidents happened in all the Eids, which I celebrated with my cousins. So it's like almost 5 years old.
And this format is inspired from Jav's story. It makes life so easy!!!
Me and my Cousins, decided to do something different this Eid, and thought that we all will roll our hair. So after coming from Rawalpindi's chota bazaar and bara bazaar, and eating college road's special samoosas and green tea, we came back at 12:00am at night and gathered all the news papers from the home, cut them in to strips. This was the only best thing; we could do, as we didn't have enough rollers for everyone. As we are 5 cousins, we were rolling eachother's hair. It was fun, put some gel, and roll that news paper in the hair, inwards. And then staple the ends. All this took three hours straight. My Choti Tai Ammi was also applying mehndi on our right hands, as on left, we all were going to put that circle design. It is one of our favorite ones. Well, at about 3:30am, we all were done. According to my Chacha, Hum saab keh sir per bird's nest thye. Lol.
Bari Tai ammi, and her gang members, which included, Choti tai Ammi, Khala Ammi and my mom, came to our room, to wake us up, and after saying "Eid Mubarak! Aab uth jao, Masjid Jana hai!" they started making fun of us. Coz we all were looking so funny in our "new hair style". Well hum naye bhi himaat nahian hari, and felt extremely proud of our new invention. Moon haath, aur mehndi dhonye keh baad. Hum log saab nichye, Taya Abba (s) aur Baba ko mehndi dekhnye aur Eid Mubarak kehnye gaye. Aur thorda boht nashta bhi kiya. Meri Eik cousin, Subha subha kuch nahian khati, tu, we started bugging her. Keh aaj uss ka rooza hai. (People say, Shitan Eid keh din Rooza rakhta hai) we were bugging her, and she was bugged. So the fun started from early morning.
Aur phir hum taiar honye gaye. Apnye rolls, khulye, aur woh jaga dekhnye wali thi, her jaga sirf, newspaper strips hi thi. Well, we all were too lazy to clean. So left that there, and got ready.
Tai Ammi, is very time ki paband, and she ordered us, that we have to be in the Masjid at least 30 mins before, so we get good place. Its her record, on every Jumma and on every Eid, our family is the first one in the Masjid. So we got there first and for 30 mins, we kept bugging our cousin, (I will call her DD, in this story) who is now complaining that she is hungry. Well, her mom (my Bari TaiAmmi) came to her rescue, and gave her some biscuits.
After namaz, Khutba and Dua. We all greeted each other and a lot more from our extended family, and other family friends. It took us like one hour straight. As we went from Lahore, my Mama was talking extra with everyone, and me as a good girl was standing next to her, smiling,
After coming out, from the Masjid, we started to search for our male members of the family. We all were on our toes, as there was a huge crowd in front of Women Eid Ghah. After a lot of searching, we finally found our Taya Abba who was busy talking to his friend. Jaab hum un keh pass aaye, tu kehnye lagye, "where were u guys, main uss waqat saye dhond raha tha."
Well, after finding all the family members, we got home. Rastye saye, hum naye wohi college road keh Samosaye liye, coz according to my Taya Abba (s), Baba and Chacha, Eid college road keh samosaoon keh bagiar pori hi nahian hoti.
Ghar wapis aaye, tu chaye ka bandobas kiya giya and had our tea all together. We again Bugged DD. As she was eating. Hum naye uss ko both tang kiya keh. "How can u break your fast like this? Abhi tu rooza khulnye ka time ho raha hai. Tura sabar kar lo. Tumhari Shitan community kya kahye gi." And she was screaming at us and was running after us.
Chai keh saath, as usual, Dahi Barye, Chanye ki Chat, Shir khurma and SAMOSAYE!!
Well saath saath, both sarye mehman bhi aarhye thye, aur we were running around. Boht sari baatain chal rahi thi. Agar main saab liknye beht jaoon, tu main pora novel likh sakti hoon.
Chai keh teen chaar ghantye baad, we had our lunch.
Lunch keh thordi dear baad, all my cousin bros, and Taya Abba (s), Chacha and Baba went to play Cricket. Me, and my cousins, also joined them. We always play cricket with them, and mess their whole game. As we never used to agree that we are out. And our balling style in the best. So jo bhi ball hogi, it will never be a no ball.
Well, Mahgrib keh baad, hum logoon ko Tai Ammi naye dant kar bolya keh, "Larkian ho tum log?!?! Chalo under!" As soon as we came in. DD went into the kitchen and got herself food. She came with a full plate, with Pulao, Salan (both types), Salad and raita. And water. And then our bugging had no limits. Who bilkol magrib keh waqat pori plate sajha kar leh kar aai. Hum logo ka kehna tha, keh roozye kholnye ka waqat hogiya hai. Poor girl, couldn't say anything.
It was just too much fun. Bass phir saab mehman aatye rahye. Hum logo naye raat ko Bar.B.Q kiya. Aur both maza kiya.
Aur din issi tarha khatam hogiya.
Sorry to bore you guys!!
Joined: 20 October 2004
Ok, so guys are you ready for my story?
Sit back, relax and I hope you didn't forget to bring your popcorn and sodas with you… hehehehe…
"Chalo Eid Manaien *^*^* ke Sanngh"
Warning: May contain some "nonsense" content… Not for people with no sense of humor so viewer discretion advised…
Writer's Note: This is really what happened with me that day!!!…
It's a bright sunny day… Nauman (my husband) wakes me up as he leaves the bed… I say 'hanh… mmmm… getting up in a minute' … he goes to get ready while I go back to sleep… He comes back again and says that it's past 7:00 am and I should probably get up… Listening to that, I jump out of bed and ask him… 'Why didn't you wake me up earlier? … I am about to step in the shower when the phone rings… Nauman informs me that it is his mother and that she wants to talk to me… I greet her and say Eid Mubarak… She tells me that they are coming over to our place and then we can all go together to the masjid… I'm like hanh ? Ok, I ask her when will they be here by. She says that they are leaving and should be here in 10 minutes … After that she hangs up… Listening to this, I jumped and threw the phone on the bed which by the way would have fallen on the ground, if nauman wouldn't have grabbed it first… That was an awesome catch I must say … I ran and took a shower as fast as I could; in fact I broke my own record of getting ready that day …
When I was fixing my hair, I heard the door bell… My in-laws were here in just under 10 minutes… I went downstairs, met everybody… I was putting my sandals on when my mom-in-law asked me if this was how I was planning on going to the masjid… I did not understand what she meant … I mean I wore my eid dress and was ready to go… She asked me where my jewelry was… I asked her if it was necessary for me to wear some … (That's one thing I'm not very fond of)… She said it would be nice if I did (she is so sweet)… Now you know there was no chance for me to say anything, so I went upstairs to wear some jewelry… I took out my silver set and wore that …
Anyways, we went to the masjid… The masjid was too crowded… There was hardly any place to walk… I almost slipped a couple times because I was wearing high heels… After the namaz, I met with all the aunties… Said eid mubarak to everybody and the aunties as usual started to embarrass me by saying oh my God, you look so beautiful or you look amazing, ah, oh, ee, aohe, blah, blah, blah… you know how it goes… If you go somewhere as somebody's bahu, this is what happens … hehehehe… it is fun though … I came outside and searched for my sandals… Took five minutes to find them… There I met my family… I greeted everyone and got eidee from my parents and my brother… Then, we decided to get something to eat from the stall outside the masjid… There was this uncle I know from the muslim community center who was standing there… I asked him if I could get three hamburgers… he looked at me angrily and goes 'yeh hamburgers nahi, halal burgers hein' … I was like sorry uncle I didn't mean it that way but he got upset and handed me three jala hoa burgers … Then, I didn't have the courage to ask for samosas and left quietly… Nauman later went and got samosas and mithai from there…lol
Then, we headed home… My mom-in-law asked me what I had made for eid… I told her that I made sheer, chaana chat, Shami kabob, and Dahi Barey… We went home and ate all that… (yea, I know we ate a lot that day ) They left and then I watched some TV with Nauman… We talked and then it was time for me to leave for school… I left for school and Nauman left for work…
I went to my lab to work on this project I was assigned a few days back… All I had to do that day was to move my yeast culture from room temperature to a slightly lower temperature… I did that and then worked on a few problems... I was so happy that I was done early that day and was about to leave when I heard a huge cry that there were somebody's E.Coli samples missing from the lab … Spent another two hours looking for that before finding it right there in the lab…aghhhh… Anyways, left for home…
In the evening, I got ready again and this time took special care of dressing up … Since Eid was expected on Friday but actually took place a day in advance, we had the chand raat function on eid day… My father-in-law had organized the function and so we had to go there… Nauman and I headed towards the venue only to get stuck in really horrible traffic… After almost an hour, we got there… There were so many people there… I got to meet all my relatives there… It was a lot of fun … They had awesome food there, and we had a great time… I gave eidee to my sister, sister-in-law, brother-in-law and gifts to the other family members… In return, I got a lot of eidee and gifts as well … There were a lot of mehndi stalls there and so I went with my cousins to get mehndi… I just got it on my left hand because I had work to do later that night… After the musical show was over at the chand raat, we came back home around 1:00 am… I worked on my paper for the next day before going to bed… Overall, it was a very hectic day but Nauman and I had an amazing time with our family and friends…
Hope you had fun reading my account of the Eid Day!
Joined: 20 October 2004
Well here's my Eid story.
Note: One thing to be remember in my entire story there isn't a single fictional word, This is actually what happened to me at Eid two years back.
Well my story begins from Chand Raat. It's around 10:15 PM and I'm still at home doing nothing, from nothing I mean not helping the rest of the family in preparations, LOL then I got a call from my friend, he asked, "What are you doing? I hope you have completed your shopping for Eid". I replied, "Yes, I've already done with my shopping two days ago but since its Chand Raat we should go outside at some shopping plaza etc to enjoy it fully". He answered, "Well that's what I was about to say. Well me, Danish, Shoaib and Sherry will come there in 20 mins". When they arrived we all left the house for Park Towers, there we are hanging around and making fun of other peoples who are actually come here for date, but we got bored in a short time so we decided to go to our favourite place, a restaurant close to the beach. There we ate but more than eating we were actually bugging the new waiter so much that he has to call the manager but since the manager knows us very well so he change get us a old waiter who was quite used to us, we stay there till 1:45 AM then we left for home, in the midway I realize that I haven't got a hear cut and remember my Dad's order, "Mein tumhain kal insaan ke roop mein dekhna chahta hoon, so cut your hair". After having a hai cut I returned home and go to sleep around 2:45 or 3:00 AM.
In the morning while I was sleeping my sis came in room to wake me up. She sais, "*^*^* utho 6 baj gaye hain", since I gone to sleep very late there was no way that I get up easily so she again tried to make up me and I replied, "Allah ka shukar hai 6 baj gaye hain koi nayee baat nahin, har rooz bajte hain". She give it a try on more time and this time quite wildly that I have to wake up but didn't surrendered to her, finally she left my to call my Mom to get me up from my bed. My mom enter in my room and said with a touh of anger, "*^*^*, now get up and hurry up to get ready", after that I have to get up from my bed but I was feeling that there's something very heavy placed on my neck due to late sleeping at late night that's why I took a cold shower in a winter and after getting ready I gone to Masjid for Eid Namaz. After I completed my prayers I returned home for hungama but here was another obstacle for me I have to wear a Prince type Shalwar Kamiz. Imagine me and shalwar kamiz so I was about, Bhaiyya, Daddy, Kya mera yehi suite pehna zaroori hai?, well I got done with it after realizing that I have to wear it today. Now its time for Eidi so first I gone to my Mom and Daddy for wishing them, Eid Mubarak plus getting Eidi from them, then to my brother, wishing him Eid Mubarak, he gave me the lovely hug wishing me along with my favourite thing Eidi. Now its time to get Eidi from my sis and I know that's the difficult task, well anyway I go to her, wish her by giving her hug and demand my Eidi from her, to my surprise she very easily gave me the Eidi in envelope and hugged me back, but when I opened the envelope I see only Rs. 50/= so I said, "Mein ne Eidi mangi thi chanda nahin", she replied back, "Itne bare hogaye ho ab bhi Eidi, bas itni hi bohot hai aur wesse bhi abhi tumhain aur bohot si milne wali hai so stop complaining about it". After lots of try I game up and then she game me my real Eidi and said that she is actually taking the revenge for making fun of her outfits. Yeah, I know she is sweet sis. After that I gone in the kitchen to ruin all my Mom and sis's dishes, sab kuch chakhne ke baad mein Daddy aur Bhai ke saath cousins aur doosre relatives se Eid milne chala gaya and we returned home at 5:00 PM with not to forget my Eidi.
Now I switch my story to the fourth day of Eid for the Eid Milan Part of my school. I waked up around 7:30 AM and now you all know how I wake up usually so I skipped that part, on that day I wore a cream coloured pent and my favourite black coloured shirt, here I must tell you that black is my favourite colour and I always wears something of black colour, either the shirt or pent or shoes and if not any of them the socks would be of black colour. So after getting ready I left for my school and reached there at around 8:45 AM. I met most of my friends at the school's gate, I hugged them one by one and wished them Eid Mubarak ofcourse in my style like, " Danish, I told you not to eat too much sweets, see what happened, there are cracks on all over the floor where you walked". After meeting them I gone to my classroom since I know many of my class-mates are there, I reached the room's door and while entering I shouted, "Eid Mubarak" because of this sudden voice my class-mate who are girls got scared and one of my class-mate Sadia dropped her purse. They all said, "*^*^* tum kabhi nahin sudhar sakte, aaraam se nahin keh sakte thay?", I replied, "Nahin! Is ke 2 reasons hain, first I''ll too tired to wish each of you one by one, secondly its because of you Sadia aunty, aap itni bulandi par hain ke aap tak meri voice itne araam se nahin pohonch sakti thi." Here I must mention that Sadia has a very good but not extraordinary height but I don't know why she wore that very long heel sandals that day. She said, "Ahaaaan, very funny" by making a face at me. I said to her, "Where is my Eidi aunty". She replied, "Kaun si Eidi aur mein koi aunty wanti nahin hoon", I said, "No, you're my aunty, see the difference, pointing towards my and her height and being my aunty you should give me my Eidi", She said, "Koi Eidi widi nahin hai, aate hue mere saare paisay gir gaye.", I replied, "Kis ne aap se paisay mangay hain? Aap Eidi mein achi auntion ki tarah Dua to de sakti hain". She said, "Stop calling me, Aunty! All the others will start calling me too because of you." I said, "Well aunty ko to aunty hi kahen ge but since you requested me, so okay. Suddenly my two teachers entered the room and said after seeing me, "Speak of the devil and devil is here." I said, "Ramiz, tum se keh rahi hain", My teachers laughed and said that they were just talking about me that why I didn't came yet.
Well isi tarah ki baatein karte karte party shuru hogayi and then time for lunch, while I was putting the salad in my plate my two class-mates bumped into me and there goes my black shirt due to the cake. These two girls were Sadia and Sadaf, She said that they were very sorry, I said, "What sorry yaar! This was one of my favourite shirts" Sadia replied that mujhe pareshaan karne ka phal mila hai and I replied, "Okay, then get ready for my revenge" and I got the chance for my revenge very quickly, both of them asked me to get them two cold drinks, I gave them but it werent't really cold drinks, I mixed the black ink in the cold water and gave the bottles to them magar mera dimagh dhak se ur gaya yeh dekh kar ke they actually got the cold drinks for my two teachers and at that time I personally experienced the phenomenon of earth's rotating but thank God someone called the teachers and they left for that person without having a single sip of it, so taking advantage of it I replaced the bottles with the real cold drinks and gave to these two girls by saying that the there are not many cold drinks left so it would be better if both of you take them, they said that tum itne sharif kesse hogaye, kher Thank you!, and I left them quickly before they could take a single sip and after some time I heared their screamed, " Yuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg", both of them actually drank it, I started laughing and they were *^*^*, We'll kill you and I said, "How do u like that?" Both of them seen me with anger and smiled after that. That's how the part was ended and so is my Eid story.
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