Joined: 10 November 2004
FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,"Why are you spending so much time onthis one?"
And the Lord answered,
"Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.
"But I won't,"
the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft,
"She is soft,
"the Lord agreed,
I have also made her tough.You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?"
asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something,and reaching out,touched the woman's cheek.
it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak,
"the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?"
the angel asked.
The Lord said,
"The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love
and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to
cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They
fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take
"no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go
without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened
friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a
birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at
the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is
what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have
compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and riends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN...IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
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