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That's a hilarious joke! ROFL

It's sort of like a joke Chris Bacheldor cracked on Upton Sinclair in his book "The U.S.!'

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Originally posted by rukhaya

A man was riding his Harley along a  California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
                                           The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to  Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."  The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
                    The biker thought about it for a long time.   Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
                    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?


Haha ROFL

heck even God understands woman are too complicated hence he'd rather build the bridge despite the enormous resources required, why coz at least that can be done

Women cant be understood LOL

good one Big smile

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ROFL
that was hilarious

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srsly ROFLROFLROFLROFL it was hillarious ROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Ha ha
it to be funny.

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Really funny stuff.

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