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Posted: 06 November 2009 at 3:47am | IP Logged
A man was riding his Harley along a  California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
                                           The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to  Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."  The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
                    The biker thought about it for a long time.   Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
                    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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Posted: 06 November 2009 at 9:24pm | IP Logged
haha even god understands that women are complicated LOL

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Posted: 15 December 2009 at 12:30pm | IP Logged
hAHAHA...yup god seems to think that....LOLLOL
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Posted: 15 December 2009 at 12:42pm | IP Logged
ROFL
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Posted: 25 December 2009 at 5:18am | IP Logged
haha
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Posted: 27 December 2009 at 12:17am | IP Logged
he he that was true and hilarious.
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Posted: 30 December 2009 at 7:02am | IP Logged
really good one....
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Posted: 30 December 2009 at 9:54am | IP Logged
ermm... LOLLOL

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