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DMG4EVER

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Posted: 25 December 2009 at 5:17am | IP Logged

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Girl_2007

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Posted: 30 December 2009 at 9:30am | IP Logged

Originally posted by -Mystery-

That's hilarious ROFL

I bet that's a prescription!

But why waste cyanide on such a useless man who has no self respect or respect for his wife!?

-Mahi

LOL

as for the joke..: ROFL

prescription huh..!?! ROFL

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Posted: 10 January 2010 at 10:38am | IP Logged

Originally posted by honeydaisy

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

OMG thats hilliarious ROFL

using the picture as a prescription LOL

i guess all rules outta the window LOL

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candyy

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Posted: 03 August 2010 at 10:44am | IP Logged

Hilarious....!!!
Wat a perception... ROFL

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