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honeydaisy

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Posted: 26 October 2009 at 11:16am | IP Logged



A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,

looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide'


The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'


The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,


'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."LOL






Edited by Jess. - 26 October 2009 at 8:51pm

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Posted: 26 October 2009 at 6:58pm | IP Logged
OMG haha thats hilarious! ROFL ROFL

what happened to "its against the law"??
LOL im posting this up on FB :P

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Posted: 26 October 2009 at 8:51pm | IP Logged
now the joke of the week :D

Bilji

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Posted: 28 October 2009 at 11:35pm | IP Logged
ROFL

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Posted: 29 October 2009 at 2:37am | IP Logged
ROFL [I] Lolzz!

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Posted: 29 October 2009 at 4:47pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Bilji

ROFL


Please dont use only an emoticon as your reply.
Since you are a newbie, i wont raise your warning level, but keep the rules in mind next time.

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Posted: 29 October 2009 at 5:51pm | IP Logged
That's hilarious ROFL

I bet that's a prescription!

But why waste cyanide on such a useless man who has no self respect or respect for his wife!?

-Mahi

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Posted: 13 November 2009 at 2:45am | IP Logged
interesting one hope you keep it up..

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