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Posted: 14 April 2011 at 12:23pm | IP Logged
Newton First Law of "ASHIKI".


Every ashik continues to do ashiki until & unless a tamachaa or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a beautiful girl.
This force is called beizzati which is directly proportional 2 sharmindagi but awarapan remains constant.



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Posted: 14 April 2011 at 12:31pm | IP Logged
ANOTHER PJ


"Wo mud mud k dekh rahe the hame"



"Hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe"



"Wo hame
Hum unhe"



"Hum unhe
Wo hme"




"Q ki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha na hame"
ROFL

Edited by Swaatii - 14 April 2011 at 12:33pm

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Posted: 22 April 2011 at 11:36am | IP Logged
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Egg hunt! Found one.
One point.

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 11:28pm | IP Logged
Mr.X in airplane going 2 Bombay.. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ... Bombay" Air hostess said: "Be silent."



Mr.X: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"  LOL




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Posted: 21 May 2011 at 6:33am | IP Logged
I give you the baap of pakaos ever - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtsFHR7bzQ&feature=player_embedded

Its sure to get more than just 'thanda' reactions!
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Posted: 02 June 2011 at 3:16am | IP Logged
Originally posted by roknstarz_mjht

na...try dis 1

                      what will b d colour of an african born baby?


                                  still thinking???????????


                                               ayyo!waste!!!!!!!!!


                                         how will a born baby have teeth. ...ROFL3magenta

Neefa, isn't it supposed to be "What will the color of an African Baby's teeth?'
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Posted: 02 June 2011 at 3:22am | IP Logged
Originally posted by spyrulzdworld

this is the most lamest joke i hv ever heard i was actually feeling low and a frnd told me just to cheer me up
 
whats the difference between an apple and an orange??
 
 
 
 
 
an orange can be orange colour but an apple cant be apple colour !!!
 
 
here is another one goshh this one made me laugh soo much
 
santa says to banta : mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai ?
banta : mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai aur paisa hai.
santa : abee toh apni maa kiske paas hai LOLLOLLOL

I have heard this one before!ROFL

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