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Posted: 15 July 2010 at 11:05am | IP Logged
A man threw a burger and an apple from the top of the building at the same time


the burger reached the ground faster thn the apple

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guess why??
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arrey socho
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ok let me tell...burger reached faster because its a FAST FOOD   ROFL

Edited by CoolAquarius - 16 July 2010 at 7:33am

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Posted: 26 July 2010 at 5:48pm | IP Logged
--"A man walks into a bar... ouch" LOL
 
 
--A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
 
--A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender points to a sign behind the bar that says NO STRINGS ALLOWED. Dejectedly, the piece of string leaves the bar... but then he has an idea. He ruffles out his edges a little bit and ties himself into a bow. Then he walks back into the bar, hops up on the barstool, and again orders a beverage. The bartender is deceived by the string's appearance only for a moment.
"hey....what are you doing back in here?" says the bartender. "You're that piece of string aren't you?"

"No Sir!" says the string, "I'm a frayed knot!" LOLLOL Do you get it? I'm a frayed not instead of i'm afraid not.LOL 
 
--Rudi looks out the window of his Moscow apartment and says to his wife "Honey ! It's going to rain." The wife disagrees, on account of the bright sun and no clouds. Nevertheless, it starts to pour in a few minutes. The baffled wife askes Rudi how he knew.

Comes the reply, "Rudolf, the Red knows rain, dear !" DeadLOL It's lame, i know.
 
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Posted: 11 August 2010 at 6:12am | IP Logged
PJ ab bhi karte hain dimag ki dahi
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PJ ab bhi karte hain dimag ki dahi
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Jaise STAR PLUS
Rishta Wahi... Soch Nayi!

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Posted: 15 September 2010 at 2:55am | IP Logged
sunny deol ka gaana yaad aa raha hai

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mera dil le gayi koi kudi kidhar
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mera dil legayi oye
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yaaro jao      ...................
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 paad ke aao

Edited by udit22 - 15 September 2010 at 2:55am

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Posted: 29 September 2010 at 1:29am | IP Logged
what do u call a Bee living in America??

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Posted: 30 November 2010 at 9:32am | IP Logged

a man:hey vaha dekho shooting star chalo ek wish mangte hai

they close their eyes and after few seconds
 
a girl:kya wish ki?
a man:"k hum hamesha sath rahe aur tumne?
a girl:k vo shooting star humme shoot na kareD'ohROFL
 
hope you guys like it..and thanks for the thread!!

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Posted: 30 November 2010 at 9:54am | IP Logged
i hope this joke is crap pakaoTongueek baar pappu ki teacher ne kaha 3 words likhe lana bachcho to pappu aapne papa k paaas jake kaha papa papa 3 words bolo na howmework karna hai to papa ne kaha 'jao ji'pappu ne vo likhliya
 
pappu apni ammaa k pas jake bola imli aur am kaise rehte amma boli'khatte khatte miththe mithhthe'ab pappu abahar khadke 3 word sonchraha tha tabhi uske padosan aur uska pati vah khadke batcheet karahe the husband'darling movie dekhne jayinge' wife'aaj nakkio darking kal jayinge'pappu ne vo likhliya
 
next day teacher ne pappu ko pucha 3 words likhe pappu'are jao ji'
teacher ko gussa ayya she said 'aj tumhara aang achcha hai na kaise hai bolo' pappu'khatta khatt mithta miththa' teacher ubal gayyi ur pappu ki shararaat se gussa hoke kaha 'principle k paa jayinge kya
pappy'aj nakko darling kal jayinge'
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Posted: 30 November 2010 at 11:59am | IP Logged


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