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Posted: 23 March 2010 at 3:44am | IP Logged
Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?.............Socho… kyun….. ???


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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

shrUTI & shrAXIS LOL

Pakauupan :P

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Posted: 20 April 2010 at 12:35am | IP Logged
1 4m my side....

meri banayi dish ka swad zara chakhna




gaur kare....




meri banayi dish ka swad zara chakhna

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GARNIER FRUCTIS - apna khayal rakhna!!!


Edited by Neha_K - 20 April 2010 at 12:38am

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Posted: 14 May 2010 at 8:01am | IP Logged
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Posted: 26 May 2010 at 6:32am | IP Logged
Hey gues this one!!!Smile
 
I throw a ball..........it is not being thrown against something (like a wall) but the ball still comes back to me.
 
How can this happen???
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Answer: cuz I threw the ball in the air!!!!!
 
how was that???

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Posted: 06 June 2010 at 3:12am | IP Logged
one from my side ..

gaur farmaye

choti si billi ke chote chote paon
choti si billi ke chote chote paon
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,meow meow meow meow!!!


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Posted: 22 June 2010 at 6:19pm | IP Logged
gaur farimye
 
socha that dil denge tumhey ...
socha that dil denge tumhey per tum to kuch aur nikle ..
 
wah wah
 
 
 
wah wah one more wah
 
 
 
dil toh liya nahi tum toh credit card he mar nikle...

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Posted: 15 July 2010 at 11:05am | IP Logged
A man threw a burger and an apple from the top of the building at the same time


the burger reached the ground faster thn the apple

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arrey socho
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ok let me tell...burger reached faster because its a FAST FOOD   ROFL

Edited by CoolAquarius - 16 July 2010 at 7:33am

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Posted: 26 July 2010 at 5:48pm | IP Logged
--"A man walks into a bar... ouch" LOL
 
 
--A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
 
--A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender points to a sign behind the bar that says NO STRINGS ALLOWED. Dejectedly, the piece of string leaves the bar... but then he has an idea. He ruffles out his edges a little bit and ties himself into a bow. Then he walks back into the bar, hops up on the barstool, and again orders a beverage. The bartender is deceived by the string's appearance only for a moment.
"hey....what are you doing back in here?" says the bartender. "You're that piece of string aren't you?"

"No Sir!" says the string, "I'm a frayed knot!" LOLLOL Do you get it? I'm a frayed not instead of i'm afraid not.LOL 
 
--Rudi looks out the window of his Moscow apartment and says to his wife "Honey ! It's going to rain." The wife disagrees, on account of the bright sun and no clouds. Nevertheless, it starts to pour in a few minutes. The baffled wife askes Rudi how he knew.

Comes the reply, "Rudolf, the Red knows rain, dear !" DeadLOL It's lame, i know.
 
Love,
*Jot*

 

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