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Idle -Ayushi-

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-Ayushi-

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Posted: 11 November 2009 at 6:21am | IP Logged
What do u call a lion that ran away from zoo and locked all houses??


u know very well


still guessing\


Sher-lock-homes.
ROFL


Other one
What do do to stop an earthquake that struck ur house.


thinking


still thinkg


put horses in it to make it STABLE.

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Idle cool_yv

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Posted: 23 November 2009 at 4:38am | IP Logged
Why doctor's prescription unable to read by anyone except chemist??

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They have only one msg (Maine to ise loot liya ab teri bari)WinkLOLLOL

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Posted: 28 November 2009 at 6:54pm | IP Logged
Question: How do you "cut" roads?

Ans: By laughing… because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste"

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Idle Angel-Jot.

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Posted: 06 December 2009 at 6:26pm | IP Logged
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
 
LOLI thought that was pretty lame but hilarious.
 
Luv,
~Jot~

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Idle Crazy_4_RA

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Posted: 12 December 2009 at 12:20pm | IP Logged
aaaa...hahaha....nice pakao jokes..specially the 1 with doctor & chemist.....brilliant...!!!!LOLLOLROFL

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Idle bmtdluver

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Posted: 27 December 2009 at 10:02pm | IP Logged
lol......cute jokes, luv the sherlock holmes and the doct/chem one
and thnx for the topic
 
My teacher told me this one- its really cheesy
 
 
How do you get down from an elefant?
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-You dont- you get down from a goose(as in down feathers for pillows etc)

Idle AmbyCious

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Posted: 28 December 2009 at 1:41am | IP Logged
This BELONGS to my pakaoo friend luv_guru ... I was crying,so his little something to cheer me up (o yeah tell me about it)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Haathi cheeti..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They were on a bike
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
they had an accident and haathi died Shocked
 
 
 
lekin chiti ko kuch nahi hua!!
 
 
 
 
 
bolo kyun?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
socho
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
aur socho
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
gave up?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
humpf
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
so easy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cause Chiti was wearing helmet u c ROFL

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Idle cool_yv

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Posted: 28 December 2009 at 11:53am | IP Logged
God amby that was best one..!

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