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haha...gud ones...luvd that galib one..

Newton First Law of "ASHIKI".


Every ashik continues to do ashiki until & unless a tamachaa or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a beautiful girl.
This force is called beizzati which is directly proportional 2 sharmindagi but awarapan remains constant.

ANOTHER PJ


"Wo mud mud k dekh rahe the hame"



"Hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe"



"Wo hame
Hum unhe"



"Hum unhe
Wo hme"




"Q ki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha na hame"
🤣Edited by Swaatii - 13 years ago

Egg hunt! Found one.
One point.

Edited by ahsima - 12 years ago

I give you the baap of pakaos ever - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtsFHR7bzQ&feature=player_embedded

Its sure to get more than just 'thanda' reactions!

This content was originally posted by: roknstarz_mjht

na...try dis 1

                      what will b d colour of an african born baby?


                                  still thinking???????????


                                               ayyo!waste!!!!!!!!!


                                         how will a born baby have teeth. ...🤣3magenta

This content was originally posted by: spyrulzdworld

this is the most lamest joke i hv ever heard i was actually feeling low and a frnd told me just to cheer me up

 

whats the difference between an apple and an orange??

 

 

 

 

 

an orange can be orange colour but an apple cant be apple colour !!!

 

 

here is another one goshh this one made me laugh soo much

 

santa says to banta : mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai ?

banta : mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai aur paisa hai.

santa : abee toh apni maa kiske paas hai 😆😆😆

M: Can we have two whiskeys please.

Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
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